A LEGAL NOTICE TO CONFERENCE HUNTERS
By Uncle Sam
▪️Photo; Sam Kargbo, SAN uses legal jargon and skill, as if he was moving a motion in court, to advise lawyers on amorous relationships at the Portharcourt Conference.
In a lighter mood.
To every learned friend arriving in Port Harcourt with briefcase, wig and desire:
TAKE NOTICE—not every beautiful face is an exhibit for your chambers of desire.
Some young ladies and gentlemen are agents provocateurs,
armed with smiles, perfume and intentions capable of defeating the strongest objection.
Be warned:
Section 1 of the Heart Act provides that what happens after midnight
may be pleaded in evidence against you by morning.
Do not enter into a transaction
where consideration is unclear, capacity is doubtful,
and the terms and conditions disappear with the alcohol.
Remember:
A conference romance may begin as amicus curiae
and end as amicus, where-is-my-money?
Therefore, learned friends,
exercise due diligence, conduct proper identification,
and obtain informed consent before signing any emotional instrument.
Port Harcourt is hosting the NBA Conference—
not a mass recruitment exercise for future matrimonial defendants.
Proceed with caution.
Ignorantia amoris non excusat.
Signed
Uncle Sam
For and on behalf of the Elders’ Council.
▪️Sam Kargb is a Lawyer and a Senior Advocate of Nigeria based in Abua
