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Fulani, Hausa and Yoruba truths

By Lasisi Olagunju

We say in Yoruba that if we do a census of slaves, slaves will be sad. History, an account of facts of the past, is always injurious to the health of sick nations. And, Nigeria is sick. We’ve all become ethnic nationalists – especially after the coming of the last regime. Questions previously unasked are now being asked. What is the meaning of the name of my ethnic group? And my neighbours’? How did the word ‘Fulani’ come to be? How about the meanings of ‘Yoruba’, ‘Hausa’, Igbo’, ‘Nupe’? Who coined those names? You and I know you bear a name but have you ever asked who truly suggested that name? Your parents? A relation? Or a neighbour? Or is it just a plain alias?

On the last day of 2024, our Minister of Education, Tunji Alausa, announced on Channels Television that from 2025, History would be reintroduced in our primary and secondary schools as a subject of study. “We now have people up to 30 years old totally disconnected from our history. It doesn’t happen in any part of the world. From 2025, our students in primary and secondary schools will have that as part of their studies,” he declared.

I heard him and wondered which ‘history’ would be taught in our schools that won’t ignite a ‘civil war’? The one written by my conquerors proving how inferior I am to them or the one written by me that affirms my tribe’s superiority over my neighbours’?

We are a nation that will never agree on anything. Not on history; not even on truth. Towards the end of last year, three ‘historians’ wrote on what is true about Yoruba history and each of the three accounts cancelled out the others. First it was Kemi Badenoch (a Yoruba and leader of the Conservative Party in the United Kingdom), who said she should not be lumped with northern Nigeria because she had nothing in common with that part of the country. “Being Yoruba is my true identity, and I refuse to be lumped with northern people of Nigeria, who were our ethnic enemies, all in the name of being called a Nigerian,” she announced.

Then came a reaction from Nigerian-American professor of communication, Farooq Kperogi, a Bariba (Baatonu) from the north central who mocked Kemi’s position and told her that her Yoruba ethnic group owed its name and a chunk of its history and language to northern Nigeria. Kperogi wrote in his 21 December Saturday Tribune column that even “the term Yoruba… originates from — of all places — northern Nigeria!” For effects, he dug down and declared that “‘Yoruba’ is, after all, an exonym first bestowed upon the Oyo people by their northern neighbours, the Baatonu (Bariba) of Borgu, before it was shared with the Songhai (whose scholar by the name of Ahmad Baba has the distinction of being the first person to mention the name in print as “Yariba” in his 1613 essay titled “Al-kashf wa-l-bayān li-aṣnāfmajlūb al-Sūdān”).” Kperogi went further to give examples of many Yoruba words that were borrowed from Hausa or Arabic or other northern Nigerian languages.

Kperogi’s position on ethnic identity and on who named whom generated considerable interest all through the last weeks of 2024. I read a commenter on LinkedIn who reacted to Kperogi with “Bariba is the father of the Yoruba.” I read counter posts. Reactions depended on the ethnic identity of the person reacting.

Nigerian-American Arts History professor, Moyo Okediji of the University of Texas at Austin soon joined the fray. He wrote on Monday, 23 December, 2024, that he was grateful to Kemi Badenoch for distancing herself, as a Yoruba, from northern Nigeria because of the terrorism there. Kemi’s remark, Okediji said, echoed what millions of Yoruba people had in mind but dared not say “in a country in which you get arrested and criminally prosecuted for saying what you consider to be plain truth.” Okediji noted reactions from the north on what Kemi said. He then dwelt extensively on Kperogi’s piece. He gave his own truth on the origin of the name ‘Yoruba’ quoting his grandmother: “Yoruba is a shortened form of ‘A yọ orù bá wọn dáná ọmọ tuntun.’ It is a panegyric phrase for both Ọ̀ṣun and Ọya, but especially for Ọ̀sun.” On the borrowed words, Okediji disagreed again with Kperogi. He wrote: “Would it occur to him— and others like him who have made similar claims in the past, and who continue to espouse that sentiment—that those foreigners could have borrowed the words from Yoruba people rather than the other way round? Why do they assume that if x is found in Yoruba language and it is also found in the Arabic language, x must be an Arabic word by default, but not a Yoruba word?” Okediji titled his piece ‘Of Kemi Badenoch and Yoruba etymologies.’ It was widely shared by Yoruba ‘nationalists’ across social media platforms.

I read Kperogi and told him I would try to add my voice to the discourse. He said he would read me. While I was reading him, I thought I should seek answers to similar questions of what meaning have the names Hausa and Fulani, the obvious point of reference of both Kemi and Okediji.

In his ‘The Wanderers’ published in African Affairs in January 1946, M. D. W. Jeffreys argues that many present-day tribal names were nicknames. He then proceeds to “show how widespread in Africa is a tribal name whose meaning boils down to “wanderers, migrants, nomads, foreigners, or strangers…”

The name ‘Hausa’, what does it mean? Getting an answer to that question has been of interest to researchers even before the last century. We see an effort in ‘The Origin of the Name ‘Hausa” authored by Neil Skinner and published in the Journal of the International African Institute in July 1968. Skinner suggested that the name was from the Songhay which held sway in Sub-Sahara Africa between the 15th and the 17th centuries. He wrote: “The Songhai word for ‘east’ is hausa, which would seem to be fairly conclusive. ‘Hausa’ also has the connotations of ‘left bank of river ‘ and ‘bush’ (in the West African sense of ‘wild, uncultivated country’); and it may be that for Songhai-speakers there was an added pejorative significance of ‘bushmen ‘ – a term of abuse in modern West African pidjin.”

Indeed, 58 years earlier, A. J. N. Tremearne, in his ‘Notes on The Origin of the Hausas’ published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Arts in July 1910, traced the root of the name and concluded that “the word ‘Habeshi’ was a term of contempt applied by Arabs to mixed races, and Hausa (ba-haushe) is a modification.” I wonder how many Hausas will agree to this history today.

The Fulani know that their traditional ethnic identity name is Fulbe but they have accepted to be called ‘Fulani’, the name their Hausa neighbours gave them. What does that mean? In ‘L’origine du nom Fulani’ published in 1944, Jeffreys tells us that the words ‘Philistine’ and ‘Fulani’ “come from a common root F-L which in the Indo-European languages means ‘foreigner, stranger, alien’ and, by a secondary meaning, ‘inferior.’” It is also from Jeffreys (1946) that we learn that ‘Nupe’ carries almost the same meaning. To state what ‘Nupe’ means, Jeffreys uses a Nupe tale of origin. He writes that: “‘Nupe’ itself means ‘stranger, fugitive, wanderer’. Among the Nupe, there is a legend to this effect, that a certain stranger, a hunter, called Abduazizi, travelling from the East, arrived with his family at the town of Doko Daji, where he settled among the Beni. He was given the title of Nefiu, the Arabic word for fugitive, whence arises the corruption Nufe (Nupe).” He apparently took that from O. Temple and Charles Lindsay Temple’s ‘Notes on the Tribes, Provinces, Emirates and States of the Northern Provinces of Nigeria’ (1919).

M.D.W. Jeffreys, quoted in the narratives above, was British government’s official anthropologist and colonial administrator in Southern Nigeria from 1915 to 1932. He did very extensive research into the histories and cultures of ethnic groups in southern Nigeria and is acknowledged as having published hundreds of articles on the subject “in specialist journals including ‘Africa’, ‘Man’, Folklore’ and the ‘Journal of the Royal African Society’.”

Like Kperogi, I am not a historian but I have always been interested in that part of his (Kperogi’s) piece on where and how the Yoruba got the name ‘Yoruba’. We had a back and forth exchange on it on the pages of the Tribune five years ago. In my column of 28 October, 2019, I engaged Kperogi on his claim that his Baatonu (Bariba) people gave the Yoruba people the name ‘Yoruba’. I suggested then that given what professional historians, ethnographers and anthropologists had done in that area, the name ‘Yoruba’ may have existed long before the Bariba and the Yoruba had cause to meet. I challenged his thesis then by asking if he did not think the existence of ‘Yoru’ or ‘Yorubu’ in his Baatonu (Baruba) language could be as a result of the very long history of interaction between Baruba and the Yoruba dating back to the sack of Oyo Ile by the Nupe and the exile of the Alaafin to Borgu in about 1535 (See Richard Smith’s ‘The Alaafin in Exile: A Study of the Igboho Period in Oyo History’ published in The Journal of African History, Vol. 6, Issue 1, March 1965 from pages 57 – 77). Could it be that the word was an export that accompanied the Alaafin to Baruba’s Borgu which then became corrupted to Yoru/Yorubu? Again, can Kperogi examine Sultan Bello’s and other researchers’ findings which indicate that the word ‘Yarba’ or ‘Yaarba’ may have existed outside sub-Sahara Africa long before Yoruba-Baruba and Yoruba-Hausa/Fulani interactions?

I have in the last one week reread eminent historian, Professor J.A. Atanda’s ‘The Historian and The Problem of Origins of Peoples in Nigerian Society’ published in December 1980. Atanda writes that “Sultan Bello’s account of the origin of the Yoruba people derived inspiration from an old Arabic text, ‘Azhar al-Ruba fi Akhbar Bilad Yoruba’ written by one Dan Masani, a noted scholar of Katsina, who lived in the seventeenth century and died in 1667.” Atanda explains further, with references, that even Dan Masani is believed to have “obtained his information from Yoruba converts to Islam.” What this suggests is ‘Yoruba’ as an endonym – the reverse of Kperogi’s exonymic explanation of the name.

Kperogi was sure that some illustrious Basorun of Oyo, including Basorun Gaa were not Yoruba. Kperogi wrote that “well-regarded Basoruns like Magaji, Worudua, Biri, Yamba, Jambu, and Gaa who helped extend Oyo’s frontiers were of Borgu origin.” He said he “was shocked to read recently that even Ibadan, the administrative capital of Western Nigeria, was founded by a northern Nigerian of Borgu origins. Oluyole, the founder of modern Ibadan, was the scion of Bashorun Yau Yamba, who was of Borgu ancestry.” That is from Kperogi. First, Oluyole did not found Ibadan. He came and joined the founders after 1830. Read Toyin Falola’s ‘Ibadan: Foundation, Growth and Change: 1830-1960. Available historical facts say that Oluyole’s father was a noble man in Old Oyo (Oyo Ile) called Olukuoye Ajala while his mother was a daughter of Alaafin Abiodun. Iwe Itan Ibadan published in 1911 by I. B. Akinyele, who later became an Olubadan, gives some clarity on this. Akinwumi Ogundiran’s ‘The Yoruba: A New History’ published in 2020 says so too on page 395.

Professor Kperogi’s claim is more intriguing when he described the six Basorun he listed as Bariba. History says until 1783, Borgu, the country of the Bariba, was under the rule of Oyo Ile. That fact is in grand old I. A. Akinjogbin’s 1963 PhD thesis titled: ‘Dahomey and its Neighbours 1708-1818’. This fact he reinforces in his ‘The Oyo Empire in The 18th Century’ published in 1966, on page 453. History, however, agrees that there is a long tradition of interaction between Oyo and Borgu people – an Alaafin actually lived and died in exile in Borgu after Oyo Ile was sacked by the Nupe. But it is also true that that friendship ended in fracas and fiasco. Read Robert Smith’s ‘Alaafin in Exile’, 1965: page 61-63. The hostility was very evident when Richard and John Lander visited Borgu in around 1830. The explorers were quoted by Robin Hallet (1965:112) as noting that: “perhaps no two people in the universe residing so near each other, differ more widely in their habits and customs, and even in their natures, than the natives of Yariiba (Yoruba) and Borgoo (Borgu). The former are perpetually engaged in trading with each other from town to town; the latter never quit their towns except in case of war, or when engaged in predatory excursions…”

So, I find Kperogi’s claim of a succession of non-Yoruba Basorun of Oyo, Alaafin’s second-in-command, quite worthy of scientific interrogation by historians.

Kperogi mentioned a Basorun Worubia, whom, because of his name, he took to be Bariba. Well, ‘Woru’ exists as a Yoruba name among the Sabe Yoruba community. The Sabe Yoruba are in Benin Republic surrounded by Borgu people. Olasope Oyelaran’s ‘Orita Borgu: The Yoruba and the Baatonu down the Ages’ (2018) says so on page 245. Yau Yamba (Yamba bi Ekun), mentioned variously by Kperogi, is described by Samuel Johnson in his ‘The History of the Yorubas’ (page 174) as “one of the most famous men in Yoruba history.” Yamba is said to be Basorun Gaa’s father (or ancestor). This presupposes that he was Basorun long before 1754 when Gaa became Basorun. This fact also means that both of them were Basorun at a time the Borgu country was a vassal of Old Oyo. So, at what point did a subject (before 1783) and an enemy or rival (post 1783) become so involved and indispensable that they started supplying candidates for Oyo Empire’s prime ministership?

A foremost authority on Yoruba history, Professor Banji Akintoye wrote in his ‘A History of the Yoruba People’ published in 2010 that “most of the greatest warriors of Yoruba history were produced by Oyo Empire.” He proceeded to name one of such warriors as “Iba Magaji, who served both Obalokun and Ajagbo as Basorun and commanded the earliest campaigns that conquered most of Nupe and Bariba countries.” So, would a Bariba lead outsiders to conquer his own people? Akintoye named a Basorun Akindein – his name is clearly Yoruba. He mentioned another – “the Basorun under the Alaafin Ojigi, the personage known to history by the nickname Yau Yamba…” (see page 242). It is possible that some of the Basorun of Oyo listed by Kperogi as Borgu (Bariba) merely used aliases possibly derived from the interactions they had with their non-Yoruba neighbours. As suggested by Akintoye, their real Oyo-Yoruba names may have been lost to history.

There is no agreement on this – even among well established Yoruba historians. Kperogi’s claim on the Basoruns appear to draw its roots from Akinwumi Ogundiran’s ‘The Yoruba: A New History’, cited earlier. Ogundiran wrote on what he called “the revitalized Oyo polity after 1570” which “bore the strong marks of power sharing” between the Oyo (Yoruba) on the one hand and the Bariba, Nupe, Songhai, Mossi, and others who “adopted the Oyo political identity and by extension became members of the Yoruba community of practice” (page 191). Ogundiran agreed that in post 1570 Oyo, Bariba families started controlling the office of Basorun, and the Nupe families, the Alapinni, head of the egungun cult. Ogundiran did not cite any authority to back this claim.

Kperogi also wrote that the Bariba (Baatonu) founded many Yoruba towns in present Oyo State. History says that what some Yorubanised Baribas founded were ruling dynasties, not towns and kingdoms. Kperogi mentioned Ogbomoso. There are three versions of the tradition of origin of that town. None of them says that Soun Ogunlola, the Bariba-Yoruba man, founded Ogbomoso. Ogunlola met people at that military post although his valour later gave the name ‘Ogbomoso’ to the settlement. Read Babatunde Agiri’s ‘When was Ogbomoso Founded’ published by the Transafrican Journal of History in 1976. You can also read N.D. Oyerinde’s ‘Iwe Itan Ogbomoso’ published in 1934.

I read something from Kperogi about “Kishi, another major town in Oyo State” being “founded by a Borgu prince by the name of Kilishi Yeruma.” Well, I have an eighty-something-year-old friend, a very literate man, who hails from Kishi. We say here that no one can carry a baby better than its mother. And, so, to my octogenarian friend I went in search of the truth in the history of Kishi. He disagreed with Kperogi; he gave to me what he knew to be the truth of that aspect of his people’s history. This is how he put it:

“As I sought to say sometime ago about Kishi, Kilishi met people already living in our town at Ilé Ògoríodó and his people exclaimed: “So, people are hiding here—Kìrìsí!” Kishi (Kisi) is thus derived from Kirisi. That is the origin of the name of the town. Otherwise, if the town was founded by Ìbàrùbá how come our language is pure Yoruba and so is our mode of dressing and our culture and not the way of the Ìbàrùbá? The Ìbàrùbá ethnic group still inhabit their own land in Borgu…?” So, how did the Borgu man, Kilishi Yeruma come to start the dynasty ruling Kishi till tomorrow? My aged friend told me: “What we were told as children by our great and grand parents was that Kilishi was a brave and valiant warrior. The people lived in an era of wars. He was, therefore, asked to lead them in their frequent wars. That was how the lineage of Kishi kings came from them, and instead of referring to the king as Oba, he is called Iba. So we have Iba of Kishi and not Oba of Kishi. Along the line, one of the Ibas married one of the daughters of an Alaafin called Àdàsóbo. From then the Iba became entitled to wearing a crown bestowed by the Alaafin.

“When Igboho was under siege, and similarly Shaki, by the Fulanis in the course of Ilorin’s expansionism, it was Kishi that went to the rescue of the two towns. The song that arose from the Kishi warding off the invaders went as follows:
Tí kò bá sí Lágbùlú,
Shakí a run, Ìgbòho a bàjé;
Shakí a run, Ìgbòho a bàjé!

Lagbulu was Kishi’s lead warrior. Now, you would want to ask why that song was not in Bariba if truly Kishi is a Bariba town? Even a Bariba-Yoruba won’t sing such deep lyrics.

“Kìshí became the fortress protecting Yorùbá land in the North-Western part of Yorùbáland. When Òyó’lé disintegrated, an arm of the Aláàfin Ruling House moved to Kìshí and they were given abode and land to cultivate onions,àlùbósà eléwé! Their compound is called Ilé Alálùbósà (the house in which onion is cultivated and grown). Indeed, by our own history, it was the reluctance of the Òyómèsì to pick one of the princes from Kishi to succeed Alaafin Atiba that led to the rebellion of Kúnrúmi at Ìjàyè more known as Ìjàyè War. After the war, a majority of the fighters from Kishi decided to settle at Ibadan. Their wives started Ojà-Iba (Ojà’ba). Many people including historians thought and believed Ojà’ba was founded by or named after Basorun Olúyòlé. What made the market to be markedly different was that it was a night market that would open by say 7pm and close by 10pm. “The Kishi people in Ibadan founded Màpó – named after Òkè Màpó (Iya Mapo) back home in Kishi. Molete is the other area of Ibadan where fighters of Kishi descent who participated in the Ìjàyè war settled. The Molete people in Ibadan are from Molete area in Kishi. The point I am getting at, therefore, is that Farooq Kperogi got only the popular angle of the stories, not the actual, true angle.”

So, if the Nigerian government will reintroduce history as a subject in primary and secondary schools in 2025, whose history will that be? Who will write it? Even among the vociferous Yoruba, there is no consensus on what Yoruba history is. Samuel Johnson’s monumental ‘The History of the Yorubas’, to some critics, is Oyo-centric.

But then, “why does history matter?” A Polish diplomat asked himself that question in 2004. The man provided the answer; he said “Knowledge about the past can, and should, influence the course of current and future developments” while “negligence of the wisdom that history offers to us can lead to fateful consequences.” But, there are dire consequences for saying certain truths. Because of such consequences, we can only teach compromised facts as history. And what purpose will that serve? I think we should just continue doing what we are doing – hiding the fire even when we do not know what to do with the smoke.

Does Africa have a January problem?

By Chidi Anselm Odinkalu

57 years ago almost to the month, celebrated Kenya political scientist, Ali Mazrui, observed that “for some reason a disproportionate number of the historic acts of violence in Africa since independence have tended to happen in the months of January and February.” He had good reason for this.

In January 1961, the Belgians and the Americans arranged to hand over to Moise Tshombe in Katanga, Patrice Lumumba, the inconvenient post-colonial Prime Minister of the country now known as the Democratic of the Congo. The following month, the world learnt of the brutal fate that befell Lumumba. The Congo and, indeed Africa, have both paid a heavy price for those events.

Togo’s first president, Sylvanus Olympio, was killed in January 1963. Two years later, in January 1965, Pierre Ngendandumwe, Burundi’s Prime Minister, was assassinated.

In the year before the assassination of Ngendandumwe, meanwhile, Ugandan, John Okello, led overthrow of Sultan Jamshid bin Abdullah in the very bloody Zanzibar Revolution. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) would later record with clinical economy that the effect of the revolution was that “the Arab regime of Zanzibar vanished in a single day as its leaders fled, died or were interned.”

The year after the assassination in Burundi, it was the turn of Nigeria’s Prime Minister, Abubakar Tafawa Balewa together with the regional premiers in the Northern and Western regions. The following month, Ghana’s Kwame Nkrumah was overthrown while on his way to see Mao Tse Tung in Beijing, China.

Professor Mazrui never did manage a dispositive answer to his question as to whether there is “any special reason why the opening months of January and February from year to year should have had such a disproportionate share of Africa’s great acts of turbulence?” Instead, he offered a telling insight, arguing that these events were the fallouts of the search for two forms of legitimacy essential to the trajectory of Africa after the colonial experience. One was the legitimacy of the state and the other was the legitimacy of regimes or of rulers.

Nearly six decades later, these twin problems of state and regime legitimacy continue to afflict African countries but the ways in which different countries now respond to them have arguably made our collective African Januaries a little more interesting.

In many countries, elections – rather than assassinations – have become the chosen path. In 2024, the people defenestrated ruling parties in Botswana, Ghana, Senegal, and even South Africa. Namibia’s ruling party edged a contest that produced the country’s first female president in an act of political survival for the ruling SWAPO that may just have postponed its day of electoral reckoning.

Some of the elections during the year, of course, re-enacted familiar scenes from a discredited part in Africa’s history. Tunisia’s election in October 2024 arranged to re-select law professor and incumbent president, Kais Saied, with 90.7% of the votes cast. It was like a scene from the period before the Arab Spring.

Since the turn of the millennium, however, many of Africa’s elections have been increasingly decided by judges not voters. In the latest example, in Mozambique, the ruling FRELIMO party procured a judicial validation of an election widely seen as heavily rigged in its favour. A country already ravaged by a murderous insurgency in its northern region of Cabo Delgado and a destructive cyclone must now live with self-inflicted ungovernability. The Botswana Democratic Party (BDP), in power since independence in 1966, made a different choice when the people rejected it.

Judicial involvement in elections is not without high risk to the judges involved or to political stability. To deliver their judgment nullifying the rigged presidential election in 2020, the Malawi Defence Forces arranged to clothe all five judges of the Constitutional Court of Malawi who sat on the case with bullet-proof vests.

In the same year, by contrast, the ruling party in Mali chose to steal through the courts 31 seats won by the opposition in parliament. The result was an uprising that led first to the dissolution of the Constitutional Court, and later the overthrow of the government in a military coup.

Ghana’s 2024 election was the first in nearly one and a half decades not to end up in the courts. The candidate of the ruling party and incumbent Vice-President, Mahamudu Bawumia, conceded the race long before a far-from-credible electoral commission had got around to announcing any results.  Ahead of the election, the opposition had made it clear that they would not contemplate going to court if they were denied victory. In his concession, Bawumia saved the country from what would have been an assured date with instability.

Judges do not always wait until after the ballot to weigh in with their own votes. In Burundi in 2015, President Pierre Nkurunziza was determined to run for a third term even though it seemed clear that he was constitutionally barred from doing so. The case ended up before the Constitutional Court where the judges initially decided to uphold term limits barring the president from running for a third term. Under pressure from a barrage of very personalized presidential threats, the Vice-President of the Constitutional Court, Sylvere Nimpagaritse, fled into exile and “the remaining judges then changed their decision in Nkurunziza’s favour.”

The model of judicial overthrow of the popular will and its replacement with judges as the only eligible voters is, of course, an exclusively Nigerian invention. The politicians who control Nigeria’s Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) are quick to intone “Go to court” at the end of every rigged election, secure in the knowledge that they have also rigged the courts and have many of the judges safely locked away inside their bedrooms.

In the 2023 election cycle, over 81% of the seats contested ended up being decided by the judges. This business model of managing elections is bad both for democracy and for independence of the judiciary.

First, it denies citizens the right to decide who governs them or on what platform.

Second, the way in which judges achieve this result is not much different from the toppling of elective government by soldiers with guns. The only difference when the judges do it is that they deploy the artifice of law when in fact what they seek to do is to replace legality with corrupt whim.

Third, the depth of judicial involvement in elections in Nigeria makes the judiciary a plaything of the politicians who have every incentive to capture and corrupt it.

Fourth, this creates an internal market in judicial business that casualizes all but political cases where the judges involved increase their chances of trading in judicial power and legitimacy for cash or powerful networks at the hands of politically exposed litigants.

In 2025, Nigeria will enter the foothills of another major election cycle. With all the political parties all but defanged, the main theatre of activity will be the judiciary. In Imo State, for instance, where the National Judicial Council (NJC) has removed the Chief Judge for falsifying her age, the State Governor has chosen not to designate any replacement because, ostensibly, he does not find the options available politically palatable. 

In the elections in Tanzania this year and in Uganda at the end of the year, judges will be very active persecuting regime opponents. In Nigeria, that is already routine even before the electoral gong tolls. The upshot is almost assuredly to guarantee uncertainty instead of ending it.

When he wrote in 1968, Ali Mazrui thought that the opening months of the year seemed to guarantee turbulence in Africa. Today, that tendency occurs all year round. Far from becoming less turbulent, Africa’s January may have infected the remaining months of the year with a turbulent contagion.

A lawyer and a teacher, Odinkalu can be reached at [email protected]

Lady celebrates as her mother leaves 27-year “abusive marriage”

A Nigerian lady, Feyi, has shared her happiness after her mother left an ‘abusive marriage’ of 27 years.

“Today my Mother left this 27years Abusive marriage. Father lord I returned all glory to you,” she wrote on X on Friday, January 3.

“Father lord thank you! 4 out of 6 children have left the house when this man almost made our lives miserable We left the house 8 years ago and never looked back.

“My heart is so filled with joy when she told me she just furnished her house, when will I and my siblings come visit her.”

Father lord I return all glory to you - Nigerian lady celebrates as her mother leaves 27-year ?abusive marriage?
Father lord I return all glory to you - Nigerian lady celebrates as her mother leaves 27-year ?abusive marriage?
Father lord I return all glory to you - Nigerian lady celebrates as her mother leaves 27-year ?abusive marriage?

Intimate Affairs: From my crystal ball, by Funke Egbemode

It is the fourth day of the year. It’s an opportunity to do something new, refocus your life and do things differently. This is the best time to look back, nod or shake your head, depending on what you see. Was 2024 a year you’ll like to do again what you did or is 2025 a year you are determined to change some things? This is the first Saturday of the year. You probably are not at work. Spend today to process where you were in 2024 and plot where you want 2025 to take you.

Bose, I know you are desperate to marry. In fact, you have made up your mind to do anything to become Mrs. Somebody by thunder and fire in 2025. Girl, determination is good. Desperation is not. Desperation blinds. You have all it takes to be a wife. A good job and a more-than-comfortable bank balance. That’s why you want to pay your boyfriend’s rent and foot bills for the wedding. In your church mind, do you think giving your boyfriend a monthly allowance and changing his wardrobe will make him husband material? A cap does not become a crown just because you told a tailor to sew in sequins. It’s the same way a synthetic wig cannot become a Brazilian. If that guy does not want to settle down, don’t force him. 2025 is not a year desperation will work. It is not a year to buy a man. A husband you buy will expect to be maintained. He will come with a king-size entitlement mentality. He will constantly remind you through his actions that he did you a favour, married you when nobody else would.

He will dent your self-esteem. His family will conveniently suffer selective amnesia. They will accuse you of using the head of their brother even though they knew he had no head before you bought him. You’ll be accused of ‘stealing’ his stars for your wealth. I know you know the drill. You are just too desperate to acknowledge it. The man you buy will sell your soul. Wait patiently for the man who will pay your bride price. Do not pay your own bride price. Women who buy husbands are not wives. They are bad investors dancing on Regrets Avenue.

Emeka, you have been ‘chopping and cleaning mouth’ for years. You will lose your teeth in 2025, if you don’t stop. The women you will meet this year are designed as rods of punishment. In fact, one of them, according to my crystal ball, was treated badly last year by another man, and is looking for a scapegoat. She will deal with you physically and spiritually. So, before you launch your fake promises and Ogbanje treats, be warned. All those nice things you do to make girls fall ‘yakata’ for you just before you yank the rug from under them will lead you into trouble this year. See this as a warning that will help you avoid stories that touch the heart. Do not go on social media to curry sympathy if a woman scorned decides to reshape your face and or destiny.

Madam Bisi, I know you think you are an old woman just because you retired from civil service last year. You are 61 going to 80. Shame on you. Auntie Tinuke, you too are looking like you are quarter-to-the -grave because your husband married a second wife. Double shame on you. So both of you want to wither and die because you think your life is over? What I see in my crystal ball favours you, fortunately. All you need do is listen to me and follow my advice. Be like a certain friend of mine who insists she’s 57 going on 37. Yeah, she says that, aside her uncooperative knees, she feels 20 years younger in her mind.

So, my dear Tinuke and Bisi, shake things up in 2025.

Lose the tangled, dirty wigs.

Lose the permanent blouse and wrapper

Lose the chapped nails and do something about your dry lips.

It’s the year to think, look and feel differently.

Live your life to the hilt.

Look good for yourself. Get a new hair cut for a new look.

Tint the emerging gray strands into gold or crimson streaks.

Install a parting on the left.

Install semi-permanent lashes.

Get Brazilian brows. The last two, especially will ensure that even when you are just getting out off bed, you look good. With a styled-low cut and Brazilian brows, you do not need plenty makeup.

Shake up your wardrobe

But a few three-quarter trousers.

Figure hugging denims too.

Not all your dresses should be maxi, go for short dresses in 2025.

Trash your loose-fitting bra and get some push-ups.

You are 60. You are not dead yet.

Live and let your man smack his lips. Let him do double-takes when he sees you in shorts in the kitchen. Or is there somewhere it is written that becoming a Grandma means becoming dull and dowdy?

Uncle Jamal, your skin-to-skin ‘parole’ will get you into trouble in 2025. I’m saying it authoritatively. You are allergic to condom. Right? Well, one of your side chicks has just been advised to find a way to get pregnant this year. Another one has received a prophecy of a set of twins. Do you still think this is a year of skin-to-skin? Because I see unwanted pregnancy in your future. Kabayaaaaaa. The ‘spirit’ is upon me right now. I see women chasing you with pestles. You can heed this warning or get ready for ante-natal bills.

Monica, you are a side-chick. Wake up and smell the coffee. That guy, again, went to the village to do Christmas alone. That makes it three years in a row. Only his friends know you. He has refused to take you home to his parents. He has refused to propose. Yet you go to his house every weekend to play wifey. How many times do I have to tell you that you are the one wasting your own time? Paul knows what he’s doing. You are his special assistant on domestic services and resident ‘Olosho’. This year, my crystal ball says Paul will marry secretly and shatter your heart and dream. Stop fooling yourself this minute. That other toaster you’ve been ignoring, give him a chance. Move on quickly before Paul serves you a very cold breakfast.

Alhaji, stop taking your wife for granted. You travelled for three straight weeks, returned and picked a fight. You complain about her weight. You complain about her food. Any excuse to go to your Secretary’s apartment. Swear that you have lifted her wrapper in the last four months. All you do is verbally abuse her and leave her in tears. Let me warn you, another man is eyeing her. That her full option ‘fronters’ and ‘rolling-hill’ backside are making someone pant and sweat. That matured field you are ignoring is about to be harvested by another sharp guy. What you think is ‘fairly used’ is about to be ‘thoroughly used’.

My crystal ball is worried about your old age. Those spindly-legged side chicks will eventually abandon you when they have sucked your juices and you are limp and empty. What if Alhaja too decides to explore? I’m not saying two wrongs will make a right but my crystal ball is seeing Alhaja moving further and further away from you. Come back home before your dinner gets ravished by someone who knows the worth of a tasty meal.

Have a wonderful year.

Egbemode can be reached at [email protected].

Inebriated Zambian policeman frees 13 prisoners to celebrate New Year

A highly intoxicated police officer in Zambia has been arrested for allegedly releasing over a dozen prisoners so they could celebrate New Year’s Eve .

The 13 suspects had been in detention near Kanyama, in the country’s south, facing charges including assault, affray, and theft.

Detective Inspector Titus Phiri “forcibly seized cell keys” on Tuesday morning whilst “in a state of intoxication,” Zambia’s Police Service said in a press release on Wednesday, January 1.


“Subsequently, (Phiri) unlocked both the male and female cells and instructed the suspects to leave, stating they were free to cross over into the New Year,” the police statement said.


A manhunt has been launched for 13 detainees who remain at large, according to the police statement.


“The Zambia Police Service reiterates its commitment to upholding law and order and assures the public that decisive action will be taken against any officer found to be abusing their authority or acting contrary to the law,” it added.

Armed men storm Sun Editor’s house, adduct elder brother, 16-year-old son

Armed men, who claimed to come from the Imo State Police Command, Owerri, stormed the family house of the Senior Deputy News Editor of Daily Sun, Mr. Emma Njoku, and abducted his elder brother, Mr. Bennett Njoku and his 16-year-old son, David, in handcuffs.

They were reportedly taken to an unknown destination.

The incident is coming barely 48 hours to the burial of Emma Njoku’s mother, Ezinne Lolo Keziah Njoku, who died on September 15, 2024.

The armed men, about 10 in number, operated in a Gestapo style, shooting sporadically before barging into the family house while they were holding their morning devotion.

They were led by one Godspower Chimaeze who recently returned from abroad.

Prior to the incident this morning, Godspower had, on Monday and Wednesday, stormed the family compound with armed men dressed in mobile police uniforms, who fired several shots in the air while Godspower went about the compound threatening to deal with anyone who dared him.

In a conversation with the head of the village meeting, Godspower further threatened that Mr. Bennett Njoku and his 16-year-old son will not be released until four other of his siblings, including the Senior Deputy News Editor of Daily Sun, Emma Njoku, are in his custody.

Meanwhile, the incident has been reported to the Imo State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Mr. Henry Okoye, who has assured he will step into the matter after he was briefed on the incident by the Daily Sun Deputy News Editor, Emma Njoku.

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Fr. Ebube Muonso reveals how police in Anambra refused to rescue kidnapped Catholic priest until N1million was paid

Popular Catholic priest and Spiritual Director of Holy Ghost Adoration Ministry, Uke, Anambra State, Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Obimma also known as Father Ebube Muonso has revealed how he paid N1million to the police to rescue a priest that was kidnapped after returning to Nigeria from overseas.

Introducing the kidnapped priest as Fr. Nonso, Father Ebube Muonso disckosed that after he spent one week in the forest with the kidnappers, he decided to lead the rescue operation with his adoration security.

He said the police authorities told him that they could rescue him, but lacked logistics. 

According to him, the victim was abducted on December 17 shortly after his return from overseas for the Christmas holiday and was released by the kidnappers, a week after. 

Presenting Fr Nonso to the congregation during the ministration in a video which has gone viral, Fr Obimma said, “For a week, Fr Nonso was in the hands of kidnappers. Government could not do anything, it got to a point where I had to use my arsenal to rescue him.”

Lamenting the deplorable state of insecurity in the country, especially in Anambra State, the Catholic priest wondered what the governor did with the billions of naira collected every month in security votes.

He said that the hopelessness of the situation forced him to “approach a state outside Anambra and begged them to use their tracker to find my brother priest”. 

He added, “They tracked him and sent the full location to me. I sent it to security people and they asked me what I wanted them to do with the information. I told them to go after the kidnappers and rescue our priest, but they told me they didn’t usually go into the forest.

“I volunteered to lead the operation. I called the Chief Security (Officer) of Adoration Ministry and told him to assemble his men, let those who had cutlasses bring their cutlasses and those who had guns should bring them, I would lead the operation. When they saw that I was serious, that was when the police told me I should not worry that they could rescue him, just that they lacked logistics.

“I had to send N1million to them. This is a state where we have a governor who receives security votes, but it is individuals who are now funding security.”

He noted that all the while he was in the kidnappers’ den, his mobile phone line remained open and the kidnappers never bothered to put it off or even dispose of it, knowing that they could be tracked through it.

“They knew that there is no security in this state. That was why I said there is no security in Anambra State. Imagine using a tracker from another location to trace kidnappers, yet, the security agencies refused to act until I opted to use my security to rescue the victim, and later they accepted and I still paid them N1m for mobilisation. Only God will lead us,” the priest added.

However, the Anambra State Police Command confirmed the rescue of the priest and promised to investigate Fr Obimma’s revelation.

The Command’s spokesman, SP Tochukwu Ikenga, said the Commissioner of Police, CP Nnaghe Itam, had ordered a full-scale investigation into the allegations.

“We are aware of the allegations and the CP has directed the investigation, please. I will get back to you as soon as an investigation is concluded,” he said in a text message.

Eight-year-old boy survives five days in lion and elephant-infested game park

An eight-year-old boy in Zimbabwe, Tinotenda Pudu, has been found alive after spending five days in Matusadona Game Park, a wildlife sanctuary known for its large populations of lions and elephants.

This was disclosed on X by Mashonaland West MP Mutsa Murombedzi who described the park as “perilous.”

According to her, the boy wandered 23 kilometres from his home into the dangerous park, prompting a frantic search by the local community and park rangers.

She noted that the park, located in northern Zimbabwe, is home to about 40 lions and is known for having one of Africa’s highest lion population densities. Despite the threats posed by predators and harsh conditions, Tinotenda survived by relying on his knowledge of the wild.

She added that the boy ate wild fruits and used a stick to dig small wells in dry riverbeds for drinking water, a survival technique common in the drought-prone region.

She explained that the local Nyaminyami community began the search by beating drums daily to help guide the boy back home. However, it was the park rangers who eventually located him. On the fifth day, Tinotenda heard a ranger’s car and ran toward it but was initially missed. Later, the rangers discovered fresh footprints, which led them to the boy.

She tweeted, “A true miracle in remote Kasvisva community, Nyaminyami in rural Kariba, where one wrong turn could easily lead into a game park. 8-year-old Tinotenda Pudu wandered away, lost direction & unknowingly headed into the perilous Matusadonha game park. After 5 long, harrowing days in the jungle near Hogwe River, which feeds into Ume river, the boy has been found alive by the incredible rangers from Matusadona Africa Parks. His ordeal, wandering 23km from home, sleeping on a rocky perch, amidst roaring lions, passing elephants, eating wild fruits and just the unforgiving wild is too much for an 8-year-old.

“We are overwhelmed with gratitude to the brave park rangers, the tireless Nyaminyami community who beat night drums each day to get the boy hear sound & get the direction back home & everyone who joined the search. Above all, we thank God for watching over Tinotenda and leading him back home safely. This is a testament to the power of unity, hope, prayer and never giving up.”

Matusadona Game Park spans over 1,470 square kilometres and hosts a wide range of wildlife, including zebras, hippos, antelope, and elephants.

She found herself in a most horrific place after the suicide

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A woman who attempted suicide as a teen has shared the ‘hideous’ things she witnessed after being taken straight to hell.

Tamara Laroux, now age 54, was overwhelmed with feelings of rejection at 15 years old after her parents divorced, thinking the separation was about her.

She took her mother’s 38-caliber gun, aimed it at her heart, pulled the trigger and instantly knew her body was dying.

I felt the blood rushing through my lungs. Death gripped my body. I became blind and deaf,’ Laroux explained, adding she began travelling faster than the speed of light.

She described feeling an explosion inside her body as if ‘someone took acid and poured it over’ all over her.

While Laroux recalled a feeling of total isolation, she found herself standing among millions of other people who were screaming in agony and begging for another chance.

According to Laroux, behind the sea of tormented souls was a creature with dragon-like heads upon his body that ‘stood more fierce than anything that the earth has ever seen.’

But then a giant hand ‘that was brighter than any light she had ever seen’ scooped her from the darkness and brought her to heaven, Laroux claimed.

Scientists are not entirely sure why some people have near-death experiences, but hypothesize that it is brought on my physiological changes in the brain due to extreme stress. 

This can cause altered states of consciousness that can manifest as vivid sensory perceptions like seeing bright lights and feeling detached from their body.

Laroux has written a book about her experience and is the co-founder of Life Change International, which provides worldwide humanitarian outreaches.

She has used her near-death experience to help others but still speaks about the horrors she endured as a teenager.

But her struggles started when she was six years old after her parents separated.

Laroux recalled feeling rejection, loneliness and despair, she told CBN.

She and her two sisters lived with their mother, but when her father called he only spoke to her siblings.

‘I just didn’t understand why my father would talk to the others, but not want to talk to me,’ Laroux said.

The pain continued into her teens and in September 1985, she decided it was better not to live than to live with the agony.

Laroux got down on her knees and placed the gun to her head, but then heard a voice telling her to put it on her chest.

She pulled the trigger, feeling the bullet pierce her body and fell back onto the ground. And then her soul was taken directly to hell.

‘I realized my soul had been transformed into a being of sin and death,’ she said.

Laroux found herself in a fiery pit with a sea of other souls damned for eternity.

‘I remember looking at an individual, I knew everything about them,’ she said.

‘I knew every sin they committed. My knowledge about their life was full. I knew their thoughts and emotions.’

Amid the fire was a ‘gulf’ that separated hell from heaven and as Laroux looked out, she saw Earth as if it was enlarged through a magnifying glass.

As she gazed into the distance, she recalled being lifted out of the fiery pit and taken what she claimed was heaven.

‘The glory there is too exquisite for words,’ she said.

‘The colors were so bright and refreshing….their very sight was rejuvenating and full of energy.

‘There was an overwhelming sense of peace, joy and complete serenity.’

Laroux said she could feel God’s presence and wanted to stay there but was taken back to Earth instead.

She saw herself enter the roof of her home and placed back into her body.

‘I could see and hear again, she said, recalling being able to open her eyes and hear everything around her.

Laroux was rushed to the hospital where doctors said that the bullet should have exploded her heart but missed it by less than one-quarter of an inch.

It has been decades since her suicide attempt, but the experience has led her to become a Bible teacher and published author.

‘I share my experiences openly and honestly to encourage others to live in freedom,’ Laroux wrote on her website.

‘By sharing truth, I have helped millions of people find hope and salvation through Jesus Christ.’

This originally titled article I went straight to hell after trying to take my own life… here’s how I know God is real was first published by Daily Mail on 2 January 2024

Police crack phone theft syndicate led by 19-year-old female in Kano

The Kano State Police Command has dismantled a 19-year-old female-led phone theft syndicate, arresting five suspects linked to the operation.

Confirming the incident, the Command’s spokesperson, SP Abdullahi Haruna, stated that the syndicate leader, Shamsiyya Adamu, a resident of Brigade Quarters, Kano, was apprehended on December 21, 2024, following reports of stolen mobile phones in Unguwa Uku Quarters.

“In the outgone 2024, the Kano State Police Command received numerous reports from residents of Kano metropolitan city of a young lady who steals mobile phones from residential houses,” Haruna said in a Thursday statement.

“The reports indicated that the suspect was using a tricyclist and a cybercriminal to facilitate her operations.

“The State Commissioner of Police, CP Salman Dogo Garba, mobilised a special intervention squad that arrested the principal suspect on December 21, 2024.”

The syndicate, according to the statement, specialised in targeting residential houses.

“The suspects would deceive housewives, steal their mobile phones, and swindle money from their victims’ bank accounts,” Haruna added.

Those arrested include Idris Yusuf, a 23-year-old tricycle rider who transported the principal suspect during operations; Al’asan Dahiru, 24, responsible for disposing of stolen items; Abdulmajid Haruna, 27, who bought stolen phones, with six recovered from him; and Salim Auwalu, 21, who was involved in hacking victims’ bank accounts.

“Six mobile phones have so far been recovered while efforts are ongoing to recover more stolen phones,” Haruna confirmed.

The statement further revealed that thirty complainants, including 29 females and one male, have lodged complaints against Shamsiyya.

“Anyone with a complaint against the suspects can contact the investigation team via 08032617800,” the police added.

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