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Farewell sermon at send-off service for Evangelist Coronavirus

(Author, Unknown)

Dear great Evangelist, you were on the mission field and within few months, was able to travel through the length and breadth of planet earth, preaching to mankind, even better than do most of our current SERVANTS OF GOD.

You have taught us the basics of life and the VANITY OF OUR DAILY PURSUIT.

You have reminded us that our focus must be on GOD and Him alone.

All of a sudden:

* Our earthly possessions are no longer important.

* Our mansions mean nothing as we are just quarantined in one room.

* Our private jets are no longer flying.

* The CATHEDRALS and 3 x 3 miles Auditorium we collected so much donations to build so as to service our ego suddenly became empty: just seats, no more human beings on them.

* Cars are now useless, at home, no where to go!

* There are no more parties to attend where we can lavish our money to show others that we have arrived

* Even those “preachers” that used to jump from one pulpit to another just to raise money to service their greed are now at home and currently not smiling .

* The only thing that matters is just to breathe and all we are
simply looking for is LIFE, and nothing more!

* We have now understood that our greatest blessing is LIFE itself and not cars, houses, money, church buildings and those things we were holding in high esteem before your visit.

Dear Evangelist CORONA, we appreciate your teachings, and promise that after now:

* we shall be living simple lives

* we will take care of our body, soul and spirit.

* we will also take care of the poor amongst us

* we will not speak like GOD again when we carry microphones

* we will be humble and know that we are limited.

* we will appreciate health over wealth.

* we will appreciate life over possessions, and

* we will focus on the most important things when we preach.

Evangelist Corona! You have shown us how little we know about God, and how unprepared we are for the coming of our Lord and Saviour.

You have also united the whole world in such a way that our brand of gospel and Christianity couldn’t !

Thank you:
* for allowing the earth to rest and reset from all the unnecessary struggles
* for delivering us from being aimlessly busy; for being in a hurry to nowhere, and from ghost chasing.

You have allowed the earth itself to heal.

We thank GOD for the lessons we have learnt from you, great Evangelist Coronavirus!

We have returned to GOD our Maker.

It is now time for you to return to the place from where you came and NEVER again to come back to planet earth in JESUS NAME. AMEN.

GOODBYE!!!

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