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On eve of transition, Nigerian chef cooks up a storm

By Azu Ishiekwene
After weeks of being at daggers drawn over the results of the last general elections and with only days to the inauguration of a new government on May 29, one of Nigeria’s three biggest pastimes – food – appears to be bringing people together again.

On a good day, the country swoons over football or music. In the last two weeks, however, Nigerians up and down the food chain have been flocking to the pot of 27-year-old Hilda Bassey Effiong, fondly called Hilda Baci, who is on the verge of confirmation as the new holder of the Guinness World Records for the longest cooking time.

Nigeria’s president-elect Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and the two other leading contestants – former Vice President Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP); and Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP) – who have not seen eye-to-eye since the February 25 presidential poll, all lined up nicely behind Hilda’s kitchen from May 11 to 15, invoking the national can-do spirit on social media. For a moment, they buried the hatchet.
Also, celebrities riven by partisan politics, friends and family, and ordinary folks, defied at least two nights of heavy downpour in Lagos to cheer Hilda. A country deeply divided by the outcome of the elections appears to have found a common ground in Hilda’s recipe.

After four days of dicing, marinating, boiling, frying, baking, and grilling, Hilda toppled the 87 hours 45 minutes individual cooking record set by Indian chef, Lata Tandon, three years ago. The Nigerian set a new record of 100 cooking hours, with 55 recipes and more than 100 meals.
Yet, when Hilda first announced she was going to challenge the record it sounded like a joke, even to her. “I’ve been obsessed about the Guinness Book of Records,” she told TVC, a Nigerian TV station. “It was out of obsession that I randomly asked my brother about five years ago who the holder of the world’s longest cooking record was.”

In a country where four in ten are poor, attempting a record in most fields is a long shot. Hilda had seen misery upfront, especially during COVID-19 when she supported less privileged communities in Lagos with 3000 meals at her own expense and came down with the virus. She certainly does not belong in the class once controversially described by President Muhammadu Buhari as “lazy youths.”

Her mother, Lynda Ndukwe, eked out a living from selling food in open space before she later started “Calabar Pot”, a makeshift eatery in Abuja’s middle-class working area.
Mrs. Ndukwe struggled to put her children through school and by the time they finished, she had barely enough left in the tank. All she could offer any adventurous child at this time were her prayers and best wishes, though once when Hilda competed for a beauty pageant, her mother parcelled traditional costumes to her over hundreds of miles.

Though Hilda had tried to make a career as supporting actor, TV presenter, restaurateur, and Big Brother Africa left-out, if she was ever going to get a shot at her dream of toppling Tandon, the cook-a-thon record holder, she needed to be in form, a far cry from where she was two years ago.

She was having weight problems and had undergone liposuction, a process which she later described as one of the darkest periods of her life. To come through that period and announce a plan to challenge the world’s record holder, a task that would test even the very fit seemed like a bridge too far.

Yet, Hilda was willing to try. Before her surgery that year, she competed in the continent’s hottest culinary warfare – that triangular title race among Senegal, Ghana and Nigeria over a dish of long-grain rice mixed with spicy stew aptly named the Jollof Face-off Competition.
Hilda, representing Nigeria, beat Ghana’s Leslie Kumordzie to win the prize money of $5,000, which seeded her dream for a modest online restaurant service, “@Myfoodbyhilda”, with the tagline, “Made with love”.

But love alone won’t pay bills. Or make dreams happen. Hilda took her fate in her own hands and left Abuja, her comfort zone where she had been with her mother, on a journey to the unknown.
“Moving to Lagos was definitely a turning point for me,” she told The Nation newspaper in an interview shortly before she announced her cook-a-thon date. “The challenges I faced pretty much prepared me for this point. I did a nine-to-five and worked two jobs at a point. I worked as a cook. When I quit, I started my own show on DSTV. It was called ‘Dine on a Budget.’”
Lagos, Nigeria’s hustle capital described in local folklore as the teaching place of the laggard and slothful, taught Hilda more than how to dream big. It instilled in her the appetite to pursue her dream and also opened her up to a wider network.

After operating from a tiny restaurant in the first two years, using mainly home delivery service, she opened her first big spot in 2022 with four staff and kept her fire burning by offering online culinary lessons. She even awarded cash prizes to the best performing students.
By March this year when Hilda officially announced her intention to challenge Tandon’s record, she had amassed both a culinary army of supporters and some experience for the task. She also spent hours in mental and physical drills. But as she would find when the cook-a-thon started, the taste of a marathon is in the grind.

“I almost gave up six hours after I started,” Hilda told LEADERSHIP. “I was tired and couldn’t go on. But I was encouraged by my mother who stood by me for 14 hours and gave me strength.”
Her mother and the country were rooting for her. In five days, her Instagram followers grew from 50k to 1.2m. In the days after she reached the 100 hours mark, the accolades and offers of endorsement have not stopped coming.

“One of my biggest goals is that I want Nigerian recipes to be propagated across the world,” she said. “I want it to be a normal thing to make Egusi (melon) soup in an American environment, to walk into any random supermarket and find Nigerian ingredients. I also want to inspire young people, especially girls.”

Yet, even before her dish is cold or her record is confirmed by Guinness World Records, which sometimes takes up to 12 weeks, competitors are snapping at her heels.

Two chefs – Liberian Wonyean Aloycious Gaye, and Kenyan chef Maliha Mohammed (who twice broke the cooking marathon record), have signalled they would challenge Hilda, drawing Nigerian trolls who are angry that competitors can’t wait to rain on Hilda’s parade.
The culinary queen is obviously offering her cheerleaders what is absent in the menu of politicians. And they’re not in a hurry to leave her table.

She failed maths in High School, bagged a First Class in Uni and Ph.D. at 27 — all in maths!

How many students have been told by a maths teacher they are too dense to pass maths? I wager a guess that many adults still nurse huge grudges against their primary or high school maths teachers.

Grace Ogwo is still basking in the euphoria of bagging a PhD in Mathematics at 27 but the real joy is that a few years back, nobody thought it was possible.

The reason is —Grace made a D7 in her West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE). And although she made a C6 in NECO many in her inner circle didn’t think maths was her thing.

But, the young lady actually made a First Class in Mathematics in her first degree at Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike (MOUAU) and She was also the best-graduating student in her department at the time.

Ms Grace Ogwo was also awarded a PhD in Mathematics by the University of Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa, after 20 publications. On her Facebook page, she wrote:

“PhD at 27!!!!!
Waec (mathematics) D7 ( Methodist High School)
Neco (Mathematics) C6 (Methodist High School)
BSc (Mathematics) first class honours (MOUAU) best-graduating student mathematics department
MSc (Mathematical sciences ) 72% ( university of cape town, south Africa)
MSc (mathematics ) 81% summa cum laude (University of Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa)
PhD Mathematics (20 publications)
God you really overdid yourself. Thank you, Jesus”

Expounding on how maths teachers discourage potential bright students, Richard Andrew on his LinkedIn page —Empowering Education Leaders, raised this poser: “Could This Teacher’s Attitude Be Wide-spread And Be Part Of The Reason Why So Many Kids Dislike Maths?”  The response proved to be intriguing but first, hear him.

“I don’t know what percentage of students dislike mathematics, but every time I ask high school maths teachers this question, most suggest the number is north of 70%…

“A while back, I read the following response to an article that Lachlan Gilbert (UNSW) posted, referencing the work of Dr Laura Tuohilampi.

“I found the article to be insightful, despite being, dare I say, somewhat tame. In a nutshell – and in my words – Dr Tuohilampi is suggesting we should use maths activities that foster thinking … and that once per month is sufficient. A short excerpt from the article is below.

… supplementing the traditional syllabus with stimulating problems can renew kids’ interest. “Teachers struggle with their students being unmotivated and disengaged. But when you give them these kinds of challenges every once in a while, you allow them permission to start appreciating maths and they appreciate the conventional tasks more.”

“From my research, we were able to show that a good balance is to give just one lesson per month for these kinds of rich maths problems,“ Dr Tuohilampi says.

“The article gives some excellent examples of ‘stimulating problems can renew kids’ interest’. Here’s the link

“However”, Richard continued,  “my interest lies in one of the responses the article received in an online maths group. For obvious reasons, I’ll keep the author anonymous. And no, I didn’t make this up! Below is the entire comment. Hang onto your hats, it’s a wild ride … 

Honestly, this article looks good. But I am sick to death of hearing how we have to change maths to get people “into it”. Over the past 40 years, we have gone out of our way to ‘change maths teaching’ to ‘equal’ how other courses/subjects are taught. We had more successful learning in mathematics before we tried this crap. How many people do straight mathematics degrees now (as I did and my sister did & others of my age …). How many jobs include a degree in mathematics as something to be employed with? When I left school, it was an excellent prerequisite for many jobs. This is all about people not understanding three things 1. stop looking at ‘how children learn’ and look at how a subject needs to be learnt /taught and 2. people like me learnt maths successfully, stop looking at how to teach maths from the perspective of people who couldn’t learn it and look at it from the perspective of those who were/are successful and 3. respect teachers and their knowledge and experience (and remember that those that come from a mathematics background – not retrainee ‘yes’ people) know what mathematics is about and became teachers because they had such a love of mathematics that they want to pass this knowledge on to others. I’m not an artist … can you change the way that art is taught to ensure that I don’t miss out …? No art is a talent, what the h&*% is wrong with saying the mathematics is also a talent that not everybody will be able to reach the highest level of?

“The above reply triggered quite a discussion in the group, mostly opposed to the expressed view. Below was one such reply … 

The aim is to get EVERYONE to learn maths to a level helpful for life and for everyone to find it enjoyable … not just those who have a talent and who want to follow it into uni. We aren’t teaching the base level maths well. After all, I’m no artist. In fact, I have no talent for art but knowing some base knowledge makes it an enjoyable thing for me to do.

An excellent reply, I thought. 

The question I ask, however, is how widespread is the elitist view? I have no proof or real idea, but I suspect the elitist view, as expressed by the long rant above, is more common than we think. And rarely expressed openly. It’s possible that many educators hold such a view without knowing it. So thanks, anonymous person, for bringing the elitist view out into the open!

Allow me to highlight the three main points from the elitist tirade:

1. Stop looking at ‘how children learn’ and look at how a subject needs to be learnt/taught. 

Hmmm, that one is so flawed It’s not worth unpacking!

2. People like me learnt maths successfully, stop looking at how to teach maths from the perspective of people who couldn’t learn it and look at it from the perspective of those who were/are successful.

Hang on … isn’t this the root of the whole issue (of 70% of students feeling alienated by maths) … that their needs aren’t being met? 

3. Respect teachers and their knowledge and experience, (who) know what mathematics is about and became teachers because they had such a love of mathematics that they want to pass this knowledge on to others. 

No! I won’t try to unpack these any further. Shining a light on these elitist gems is, I feel, sufficient. “

CJN drives conversation on eradicating GBV

By Eke Ojim

The question of eradicating violence against women and girls in the country again came to the fore with Chief Justice Olukayode Ariwoola encouraging women judges in Nigeria to keep enforcing existing laws promptly and consistently.

Judicial officers have often been urged to proactively handle cases of violence against women and girls and the CJN during the 2023 biennial national conference/general meeting of the National Association of Women Judges, Nigeria (NAWJN), noted that beyond building their capacity, the Women Judges should blend ideas on how to eradicate violence against women and girls in the country.

Earlier, NAWJN President, the Hon. Justice Jummai Hannatu Sankey, acknowledged that the statistical breakdown of women Judges in the country is impressive. She asserted, however, that rather than relent, women should strive to excel in their various areas of influence.

Delivering her welcome address at the event held at National Judicial Institute (NJI) in Abuja, with the theme: “The Woman Judge in the 21st Century”, Sankey dwelt on the pressing need to end violence against women and children in society. She assured participants that the conference would better equip them to overcome challenges in the line of duty as judges, wives, mothers, daughters, sisters, and leaders serving humanity.

On a hearty note, the NAWJN President expressed delight that “in the judiciary, women are closer than other arms of government to the 35% affirmative action advocated.

It is worthy of note that between February and May 2023, four states in Nigeria welcomed female Chief Judges.

Admitting that the number of female judges, heads of courts, and judiciary officials at the state and federal levels has been praiseworthy so far, she advocated for the appointment of more female judges to leadership positions in the judiciary to enhance gender inclusivity.

“Currently, the percentage of women judges in Nigeria is 32% just as the number of judicial officials, and heads of courts has also been encouraging. “Statistics disclose that in the judiciary, women are closer than other arms of government to the 35% affirmative action advocated. It is apparent that gender inclusivity in the composition and leadership of the bench at all levels has been embraced in the Nigerian judiciary,” Justice Sankey said.

Is President Buhari telling us something?

By Lillian Okenwa

Not too long ago, popular columnist and university teacher, Farooq Kperogi wrote that: “Even Senate President Ahmed Lawan whose notoriety for pliancy to the presidency is unmatched in Nigeria’s democratic history couldn’t suppress a hearty burst of laughter when he read Buhari’s request in the Senate…  It’s truly befuddling why Buhari is engaging in this sort of shameless last-minute looting spree…”

Days to the end of his eight-year tenure, President Muhammadu Buhari requested the National Assembly, to approve an $800 million loan which according to him will be disbursed at the rate of “N5,000 per month to 10.2 million, to poor and low-income households” in Nigeria. Similar distributions in the past to the ‘poor’ has been mired in controversy.

Then Kperogi added: “For another, Buhari appears gripped by a paralysing fear of being investigated for the unprecedentedly stratospheric corruption his regime has perpetrated and is perpetuating. He obliquely betrayed this fear during his last interview with Channels TV—as he has done many times before and after the interview. ‘Nobody should ask me to come and give any evidence in any court,’ he said. ‘Otherwise, whoever it is, he will be in trouble because all important things are on record.’ Buhari obviously fears being asked to come back to defend the corruption he is supervising.”

And that brings us to the rather curious statements the President has been making lately. On Tuesday 23 May, the media was awash with reports about the President again boasting about his familial relationship with his kindred in the Republic of Niger adding that should Nigerians make any attempt to trouble or bother him after the handover, “Niger Republic will defend me.”

Buhari said he would relocate to his country home in Daura, which is far away from Abuja and closer to the Niger Republic, where he has continually announced that he has cousins. Speaking at the official opening of Nigeria Customs Service Corporate Headquarters in Abuja, he remarked: “I said these few things about my personal belief because I have only six more days to go. And I try to plan to be as far away from Abuja as possible. I came from an area that is far away from Abuja. I said if anybody with force moves, I have good relationship with my neighbours. Niger people will defend me.”

Noting that one would be in trouble if he does not secure the confidence of his neighbours, he added that in the bid to earn the goodwill of Niger Republic, Cameroon, and Chad, they were the countries he first visited on assumption of office.

But Buhari’s relationship as suggested by Farooq Kperogi in his earlier mentioned statement and Djamila Amer in —It’s all in the Republic of Niger; even Nigerian President Buhari agrees seems to be beyond securing the confidence of his neighbours.

Djamila Amer in the article wrote: “More than any other administration in the government of Nigeria, the presidency of Muhammadu Buhari, has brought enormous economic and infrastructural development to the Republic of Niger, with the vision of promoting the policy of ‘Africa as the centrepiece of Nigeria’s foreign policy.’ Nigeria is committed to at least $4bn of projects in Niger and this has brought growing dissent from many Nigerians.

Some say President Muhammadu Buhari’s investments in Niger are that of an astute leader keen on investment opportunities; others criticise him for elevating family and ethnic ties. Buhari had said in an interview that the expansion of infrastructure to the neighbouring Republic of Niger was to ensure good neighbourliness that would halt the spread of Boko Haram insurgents in the country. He, however, admitted that he had first cousins from Niger Republic.

“In March 2021, President Muhammadu Buhari was honoured in Abuja, Nigeria with Republic of Niger’s highest national award, Grand Croix Des Ordre National Du Niger, presented by former Nigerien President Mahamadou Issoufou. Speaking at the occasion, President Buhari said, ‘Nigeria-Niger relations are based on a long common border and shared cultural and historical roots. Relations between the two countries have, over the years, been very cordial. There is a spirit of good neighbourliness between us.’

“In July 2018, Nigeria and Republic of Niger signed a $2bn deal to build an oil refinery in Niger, with connecting pipeline to bring crude oil from Niger’s oilfields in the Ténéré desert, carrying heavy crude, laden with high sulfur content. Many Nigerians who had supported Buhari’s plan to overhaul Nigeria’s poor oil refineries, wondered at this Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) signed between Nigeria and the Niger Republic on the purchase, transportation, and storage of petroleum products. Niger Republic’s Soraz Refinery in Zinder has an installed refining capacity of 20,000 barrels per day.

“In February 2021, President Muhammadu Buhari announced that Nigeria was embarking on a $1.9bn Nigeria-Niger Republic construction of 284 kilometres standard gauge railway project with 12 stations running from Kano in northwest Nigeria to Maradi in south-central Niger.

“The Federal Executive Council of Nigeria had in February 2021 also approved contracts for the construction of two roads from Sokoto and Jigawa States, Nigeria, up to its borders with the Republic of Niger at a total cost of about N29.2 billion. In June 2021 during an interview on Nigeria’s Arise Television, President Buhari defended his decision to construct railways and roads extending into Niger Republic. “Niger has discovered oil, as you know. We hope they will be fine when we take the rail to Maradi and take all their exports through Maradi rather than through the Benin Republic,” he said in response to why he was investing so heavily in ties with Niger.

“President Buhari in August 2022 was also reported to have directed Nigeria’s Minister of Finance, Budget and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed to release the sum of N1.14billion for the purchase of 10 Land Cruiser Jeeps, to the government of Republic of Niger, as operational vehicles. This was based on the requests for support by the government of Niger.

“Industry experts raised concern over what they described as strategic interest between the president and Niger, going by these key infrastructure projects. Many Nigerians feel deprived of their resources and wealth as President Buhari develops Republic of Niger, perhaps because a part of his ancestry is traceable to that country.

“Nigerians took their outrage to social media asking why President Buhari’s government didn’t care to connect major industrial cities and regions in Nigeria with good road networks and a thriving rail system but keeps playing Father Christmas or Big Brother Africa to Republic of Niger while the country faces dire socio-economic challenges. ‘Charity begins at home; fix Nigeria’s declining educational system first,’ one youth wrote on Twitter. Others called for diversification of the private sector through expanding the road network, overhauling the power sector, and better security of lives and property.

“Barely 38 days to the end of his eight-year tenure, President Muhammadu Buhari, in April 2023 declared that he will relocate to Niger Republic if he is bothered after leaving office. Speaking to a gathering at the presidential villa, Buhari said he ‘can’t wait to go home to Daura’ and ‘if they make any noise to disturb me in Daura, I will leave for the Niger Republic.’  Many Nigerians took his statement as a lack of commitment to Nigeria and the reason for Buhari’s excessive investments in Republic of Niger. Some Nigerians recalled his statements in the 2021 interview he gave to local broadcaster Arise Television, ‘I spoke to one Frenchman and I said to him, —You people in 1885 sat down with a ruler and pencil, and drew the line (in reference to the Nigeria-Niger border). I have first cousins in Niger. There are Kanuris, Hausas, Fulanis in Niger Republic, the same way there are Yorubas in Benin,’ said Buhari.

“Beyond the ancestral ties, Nigeria remains a key trade partner for Republic of Niger. The cities in southern Niger and northern Nigeria have been linked to the Trans-Saharan trade dating back to medieval times. Nigerian cities like Kano and Katsina have long been the southern terminus of trade networks that support much of the Nigerien economy. Nigeria benefits from agricultural trade and sales, especially Nigerien cattle routed to Nigerian markets, while the most direct routes from Niger to foreign trade are through Nigeria.

“Indeed, it’s all in the Republic of Niger; rich culture, ongoing infrastructural development, progress in the area of peace and security. Niger has numerous opportunities that, when fully utilised, would eradicate its remaining political, social, and economic difficulties.

“It is no wonder Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari considers Niger a splendid retirement getaway. The sixth president of the United States, John Quincy Adams once said, ‘There is nothing more pathetic in life than a former president,’ This may be true, but President Buhari is surely making plans on living a peaceful and contented life after his presidency. When the national and global spotlight dims on Buhari, he may be found in Daura or Republic of Niger, taking rejuvenating walks, eating delicious local foods and abundant fruits, being a doting grandfather and enjoying close proximity to his extended family.

“President Buhari like his predecessors, might also take up the role of adviser and elder statesman to the region and beyond. Needless to say, the Republic of Niger will always remember his presidency with gratitude.”

Electioneering as a blindfold by Tola Adeniyi

Just close your eyes for a minute and imagine with your mind’s eye, a community of slaves which is oblivious to the chains and shackles on them; imagine a pack of lunatics in a Mental Asylum who are living their life without a care in the world; imagine a people in a dilapidated house which is an inch close to collapsing and they are dancing Buga; imagine a people being robbed at gunpoint and they are embracing their traducers; just keep imagining all the horrors of this world staring a people in the face and they are preparing for the rituals of an annual festival…just imagine. That is Nigeria and its idiotic serfs for you. A country blindfolded by her politicians who have put a huge spell on her and the entire citizenry.

A blindfold (from Middle English blindfellen) is a garment, usually of cloth, tied to one’s head to cover the eyes to disable the wearer’s sight. A properly fitted blindfold prevents sight even if the eyes are open; that is what Google tells us about a blindfold, the thickest form which had blinded Nigerians, permanently. 

Electioneering is the blindfold which has driven a people into unspeakable frenzy.

You may wish to take a cursory look of the country called Nigeria and the state of anomy in which she has boxed herself:

“We used 18.9 billion to clear bushes and others” that was the testimony of the agriculture minister to the House of Representatives. 

“CBN spent 58.6 billion to print 2.5 billion Naira notes in 2020” that was the report of the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria. 

“Termites reportedly ate up 17.128 billion Naira” that was another screaming report of Expenditure evidence at Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund [NSITF]

“FG trains 177 youths in Smartphone repairs with 5.9 billion Naira that is 33 million per trainee to repair, not to manufacture” according Minister of Finance, in a shameless report to a bewildered country skinned to the bones by the government of the anti-corruption Czar, Major General Muhammadu Buhari.

“FGN purchased vehicles worth 1.4 billion to help Niger Republic tackle her Insecurity” another highly embarrassing confession by the Minister of Finance

Buhari’s regime last year declared wanted a foreign national from Niger for defrauding Nigeria of arms funds in the amounts of approximately $400 million, N400 million and €10 million. The Nigerien suspect Hima is wanted meaning the whole defence intelligence of Nigeria cannot find the person they contracted to supply those arms.

$400M = N190 Billion + €10 = N5.5 Billion+ N400 Million. Total =195,900,000,000

One person from Niger 🇳🇪 stole almost N200 Billion arms money and vanished under Buhari’s government. No one has been fired or prosecuted for this mega fraud. The service chiefs under whom this mega looting occurred have been rewarded with ambassadorial appointments. The NSA is still in office.

“About 400 of the motley crowd presented with National Honour should be in prison” that was a statement made by Mallam Galadima, a one-time confidant of Buhari.

“Take up arms and chase Fulani herdsmen out of the country” General TY Danjuma

“Invaders here to colonize us, take our lands” General TY Danjuma, Daily Independent.

“Nigeria’s Killing Field: North East leads as Terrorists, Others murder 53,418 Under Buhari. ”Punch Newspaper.

These are some of the snippets of the rot which had enveloped Nigeria in the last 7+ years.  There is the issue of poverty of morality as evidenced by the characters who populate the political leadership of the country. Almost all the members of the Executive of the two largest political Associations which hold pretension to political parties have cases of serious embezzlement and stealing hanging on their necks. The chairman of APC, the party that has sentenced Nigeria to the grave, has unresolved case with the EFCC in the tune of over 12 billion Naira theft of public funds. He is just one of the many who should have been in jail in the last 10 years but who are protected by Buhari’s government. Others like him are plenty in the PDP, a party of the thorn umbrella, as well, either as governors or party stalwarts.

Inflation caused majorly by wrong–headed economic policies worsened by a deliberate ruination of the national currency, the Naira, by a ‘Yes-Man’ who is not fit to be a cashier in a civilized country, is another major issue crying for attention. Nigerians had never in the whole history of their existence experienced the crushing poverty they have been sentenced to by the Buhari junta and the yes-men ad yes-women who dance round the leader’s table in a nauseating display of buffoonery.

Insecurity is as loud as the Gbedu drum. It is also the worst in recorded history. People are being slaughtered like fowls on daily basis. The butchers are known, their locations are known. Their sponsors and financiers are known. Their enablers and protectors are known. Even their short-term and long-term objectives are known. Yet, nothing has been done really, to curb the open sore of ethnic cleansing and day-light robbery of people’s ancestral lands.

People are being abducted on regular basis, vandalisation of people’s farms and routine destruction of their places of livelihood are a common occurrence. People’s wives, mothers and daughters are being tortured, raped, humiliated and subjected to slavery in the 21st century and Nigeria is supposed to have a sitting government.

Twenty million school-age children are out of school, the highest in the world. Our University education, the highest peak in the education ladder has been virtually destroyed by nonsensical arrogance of power and official impunity. Several suffering parents who borrowed hundreds of thousands of Naira to pay for hostel accommodation for their children are daily gnashing their teeth because universities are shut.

To now say, there will be an election or that people who squat in Displaced Persons Camps would be available for Population Census exercise or there would be citizens who would be deployed to conduct both the elections and census exercise is mere illusion and invidious distraction.

One wonders most times, if pauperised, terrorised and suppressed Nigerians are under a spell whenever one encounters several of them running like the drunk after politicians, the same politicians that have ruined their lives and the future of their children and grandchildren. 

It should be clear to all discerning minds that a Junta that is seriously encouraging terrorism and banditry is not likely to suddenly change its tactics and allow a secure environment conducive for elections. There is a game-plan!

When megalomaniacs and terrorists like Myetti Allah suddenly keep quiet, and similar noisy bullies from, you know where, are peaceful, strategists should know that they are up to something up their sleeves. We experienced that insidious scenario in the build-up to elections in 2019.

By the way, the whole world has come to realise that the so-called Elections, the perennial rituals deceptively sold to many countries is a delusion. 90% percent of the political and economic crises in the world are fall-outs of succession campaigns and elections. This may be a subject for another day. Suffice it to say the world should come to Ibadan, the largest indigenous City in the world and learn about seamless leadership succession and inclusive, organically structured governance. Hausa Kingdoms before Danfodiyo, thrived without elections!

The masses of Nigerians had no hand whatsoever in the choice of candidates foisted on them. And all those who are jostling for the leadership of the country as well as those seeking 2nd term have had unfettered access to governance over the years, what magic did they perform, more so when they are all insulting the collective sensibility of Nigerians that they were to continue the policies of Buhari who without a doubt had epitomised the worst, the most woeful, most calamitous, most destructive government in the history of self-government in Africa?

Quite frankly, I am not bothered about politicians running up and down seeking votes. That is what ambition does to you. My people say blessed are those who take you for a ride, it is you the compound fool who allow yourself to be bedraggled that are cursed.

This house has collapsed. Is election the next thing? Is Census exercise the next thing? Is RUGA bill by the backdoor of Water Resources bill the next thing? How can you be running a country without a Constitution? How can you continue to live in a union without a mutually agreed rules of engagement? You have a hydra-headed body of a country where the head consumes more than 90% of the food meant for the whole body; what magic is there for an incoming president/governor to perform to upturn the monstrosity? 

People should by themselves and for themselves tear off the blindfold. What Nigerians need today is to sit round a Round Table, dissolve the Union that had not benefitted anybody except a tiny few with ballooned cheeks, swollen bellies, Michelin-tyre buttocks and zany costumes.

This artificial temple has broken up, let’s break it down before it collapses on our heads. There is no sane person in any part of the contraption called Nigeria who honestly thinks that the Lugard’s woeful and calamitous experiment is worth saving. You know it. I know it. Even greedy, perfidious and wicked Britain can no longer save herself. Even if you surrender the geographical space called Nigeria to the 156 leaders in the United Nations to administer, the stranger-characters lumped together would not allow it to work. If Iranians, Israelis, Germans and the Gypsies of Eastern Europe are yoked together in a country, that country will explode within a month!

This blindfold must go.

Copyright: High Chief Tola Adeniyi @2022

Lawyers: Aiding the activities of land-grabbers and encouraging illegal arrests and detention by the Nigeria Police

By Bayo Akinlade Esq

Why do some Lawyers write petitions to the police on behalf of their clients on purely civil matters? These lawyers deceive law enforcement by including criminal elements into petitions submitted to the police regarding disputes to land, business and contract arrangements, etc. The effect of this is that people are arrested and detained illegally for offences they never committed. These lawyers collect large amounts from their clients, bribe the police to approve the petitions and make arrests. This horrible practice by lawyers mostly occurs in land matters. My PDSS interventions over the years have revealed this menace, especially in Ikorodu where most of the suspects are accused of stealing, threat to life, willful damage to property, etc. 

Some Lawyers are behind the Land grabbers menace in Nigeria which has led to many deaths and emotional trauma for unsuspecting victims. Some lawyers have perfected the art of writing frivolous petitions. They include criminal elements into purely civil matters and get the police to act on it. The police will, however, only act on these petitions if the writer of the petition pays the police to act, make the arrest, and subsequently bring a charge against their unsuspecting victims. Our victims in this case are those who claim to have bought the land or a portion of it and artisans employed by those who claim to own the land to work on the land.

Land grabbers are organized; they have the backing of the police because they pay a premium for police protection of their interest in vast acres of land. They not only supply their lawyers and the police with money, they also pay in kind by giving them land and cars. Unfortunately, the influence of land grabbers extends to some civil servants working in the Ministry of Lands, the Ministry of justice, and sadly the Judiciary.

THE IMPACT ON SOCIETY

Due to the activities of land grabbers and their lawyers, many people have ended up in the correctional facilities, overpopulating the prisons and clogging the wheel of justice in most of our magistrate courts.  Illegal arrest and detention is a major problem that traumatizes the victim. The rich land grabber uses his wealth to hire a lawyer who writes a petition and facilitates the police to go on a property and arrest anyone they find thereon. The police then negotiate bail with all those they have apprehended and those not cooperating find themselves charged with felonies, taken to court, arraigned, and here is the sweet part; the judiciary puts the icing on the cake to send them to prison pending the perfection of their bail. This brings me to the ROLE THE JUDICIARY PLAYS in this terrible practice by lawyers on behalf of their land grabber clients. The judiciary is supposed to be the last hope of the common man but many of our magistrates do not see it that way. When a charge is brought before a magistrate and a set of people are charged for attempt to breach the peace, bringing thugs on the land, etc, should the magistrate not critically consider the social and economic standing of both the accused and the complainant? If an infraction happened on the land; should the magistrate not give the benefit to the weaker and economically more vulnerable party, which is most likely the accused himself? Should our magistrates be so quick to just state bail conditions without first considering the facts noting that bail is usually not perfected within the 24 hours and the already overcrowded correctional facilities? Should the judiciary allow itself to be a tool in the hands of land grabbers in this way?

THE LAW

The Administration of Criminal Justice Act/Law provides some useful provisions in this regard.

1. The ACJA condemns arrests and investigations that are facilitated by a complainant

2. The ACJA provides adequately for genuine complainants to come by way of a binding over application where there is indeed any threats of violence.  Lawyers should be abreast of these provisions but when it comes to disputes over land the High Court Civil procedure rules more than compensate, so why would lawyers go the route of getting the police involved and creating problems such as illegal arrests and detention, clogging our courts and prison congestions?

LAWYERS MUST BE SANCTIONED AND PUNISHED for their role in corrupting the system and facilitating injustice. We must clamp down on lawyers who use petitions to oppress the weak and vulnerable. If Lawyers are to continue to write petitions like these, they must be made to submit these petitions in triplicate; one to the police, one to the office of the DPP and the last one to the Bar Association. If it is found that the petition written by a lawyer was written with the intent of oppressing his client’s adversary then that lawyer will pay damages to the victim of such transaction and be suspended from practicing for about 6 months. Submitting these petitions will also help in data collection and tracking the number of awaiting-trial inmates whose incarceration was as a result of a petition written by a lawyer. We have for long blamed the police for converting civil cases into criminal cases but now we have our spotlight on lawyers who deliberately misdirect clients for unjust gain. The wheels of justice only turns slowly because we; lawyers have put obstacles in its way. The Attorney Generals and the Judiciary must take drastic steps in ensuring that we end this menace once and for all. We in the legal profession must also call out our colleagues who partake in sabotaging our administration of criminal justice system. Our Bar leaders and senior lawyers should play their part and end the indiscipline within the legal profession. 

Bayo Akinlade, Esq is the convener of Duty Solicitors Network and the National Publicity Secretary of Nigerian Law Society

Evaluating the call for live broadcast of proceedings of the 2023 Presidential Election Tribunal in light of prevailing global benchmarks in administration of justice

By Sylvester Udemezue

1. BACKGROUND:

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) is charged with the responsibility to organisze and oversee conduct of national and state elections in Nigeria, as well as elections into local councils in the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. INEC was established in 1998, shortly before the 1999 general elections that marked Nigeria’s return to democracy in 1999. For many years thereafter, stakeholders had rued perceived manipulation of each round of elections in Nigeria, owing largely to the fact that the result management system had essentially been manual with the attendant weaknesses, leading to proliferation of election petitions after each round of elections. The Electoral Act 2022 was signed into law on 25 February 2022 with the aim of legitimiszing the e-management of election results, in addition to the existing manual processes, and by putting in place other safeguards towards promoting the integrity of the pre-election, balloting, and post-balloting processes thereby entrenching greater transparency in the election process and ensuring ensure that each round of elections comes out as a true reflection of the will of the electorate. A presidential election was held on 25 February 2023 to elect a replacement for outgoing President Muhammadu Buhari whose second 4-year tenure would elapse on 29 May 2023. INEC declared Bola Ahmed Tunubu winner of the election, but the outcome of the elections has been the subject of heated, widespread controversy, especially regarding INEC’s compliance with provisions of the Electoral Act and INEC Guidelines on transmission of election results, among other issues. While some Nigerians and observers (local and international) described the election as not transparent, not credible, especially because of widespread allegations that the post-ballot processes had got hijacked leading to manipulation of the results towards producing a predetermined result, owing to INEC’s failure to immediately upload election results in real-time, some other stakeholders describe the election as free and fair, and reflective of the will of the majority of Nigerians.

However, both INEC and the camp and supporters of the winner have advised those who were not comfortable with the outcome of the election, to go to court! Among those dissatisfied with the outcome of the presidential election results are Mr Peter Obi (presidential candidate) and his political party (Labour Party) and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar (presidential candidate) alongside his Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Each of the two political parties and their candidates, among other, have since filed relevant election petitions (election lawsuits) at the Presidential Election Tribunal (the Nigerian Court of Appeal) challenging the election, by virtue of section 130(1)&(2)(a) of the Electoral Act, 2022, and Section 239(1)(a) and 285(5) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999.

However, it appears that the ever-dwindling public confidence in the Nigerian Judiciary, on account of widespread allegations of corruption, subservience, etc, has got so low that many people appear to not even believe that the courts will do justice in the pending petitions; many have voiced out their concerns in those regard. It was against this backdrop, and to allay people’s fears, ensure public access to the proceedings of the presidential election tribunal, that the President of the Nigerian Bar Association, Mr. Yakubu Chonoko Maikyau, SAN, during the quarterly meeting of the NBA-NECouncil held in March 2023, called on the 2023 Presidential Election Tribunal to allow a live broadcast (live streaming) of its proceedings, “in the interest of openness, justice, transparency and trust in the judiciary”. According to the NBA, _”a live telecast is in the interest of the people of Nigeria. Section 36 (1) and (3) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria provides that judicial proceedings should be conducted in public..Providing public access to the proceedings would meet the aspirations of the public to participate in the process”._[See: “

NBA President Calls For Live Telecast Of Tribunal Proceedings”; Daily Trust; 24 March 2023]. Justifying the call for live streaming, in a communique issued after the said quarterly of NBA’s National Executive Council (NBA-NECouncil) held in Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi State on 23 March 2023, and signed by NBA’s National Publicity Secretary (Akorede Habeeb Lawal Esq),

NBA-NECouncil stated that the NBA leadership believed that the general public was losing faith in the judiciary, and that live streaming of the proceedings would help the judiciary to regain public trust while creating a better perception of the judiciary as well as helping Nigerians who need to know firsthand the interpretation of relevant laws by the judges. The statement read in part:

“In view of the fact that public perception of the judiciary plays a key role in the public acceptance of its decisions, and to help boost the confidence of the public in the judiciary, which is currently at an all-time low, NEC, upon the proposal by the President, unanimously passes the resolution calling for live broadcast of the proceedings of the election petition courts and tribunals, particularly for the presidential election, by volunteering media houses. This will give citizens the opportunity to follow the proceedings, have better knowledge of the facts and an understanding of the reasoning behind decisions of the courts in those matters, particularly how the Electoral Act and other applicable laws are applied to election petition matters”. [see: “NBA Gives Reasons For Demanding Live Broadcast Of Presidential Election Proceedings”; The Whistler; 30 March 2023].

Since the publication of this communique, opinions have been divided among lawyers and other stakeholders on the need to live-stream the proceedings, the advantages and disadvantages of such live streaming, among others issues. The purpose of the present commentary is to throw my weight behind NBA’s call by showcasing some of the advantages of such live streaming especially at this time, and to show that live streaming of public-interest cases has become the in-thing, prevailing practice and accepted benchmark in many of the countries across the continents of the world. It’s thus proposed to advocate herein, that Nigeria hardly has any reasons to stand against such live streaming, considering its immense positive implications, and its appositeness especially at this critical time in Nigeria’s history. Specifically, the following are looked at in brief: objectives of live streaming of judicial proceedings; nature of live streaming; points to note (hints) about live streaming; perceived demerits of live streaming; proven advantages of live streaming; legal implications of live streaming; and the legal, social and global implications of Nigeria rejecting the call for such live-streaming at this critical point in time.

2. OBJECTIVES OF LIVE STREAMING OF COURT PROCEEDINGS:

Some identified objectives of live telecast/streaming of certain judicial proceedings include, among others: (a) to boost the faith of the people in the judiciary; (b) to activate the right to access justice; (c) meets the demand for a smart judiciary; (d) to reduce corruption; (e) to help to arrest irregularities in the judiciary; (f) to aid legal research, and help law aspirants and the general public to gain more knowledge; (g) to promote public interest and public confidence in the administration of justice. [See: “LIVE STREAMING OF COURT PROCEEDINGS IN INDIA”; <https://www.writinglaw.com/live-streaming-of-court-proceedings/>].

3. POINTS TO NOTES ABOUT LIVE STREAMING OF COURT PROCEEDINGS:

To clear some misplaced notions and misapprehension, there is need to explain some issues surrounding the nature of live streaming of judicial proceedings:

 (I). Live streaming of court proceedings is not synonymous with virtual hearing or virtual proceedings of court. Hence, court proceedings can be streamed live without being virtual just as court proceedings can be virtual without being streamed live. A virtual proceeding does not need the physical presence in the court, of the parties to the suit, their counsel and witnesses; a proceeding is said to be held virtually when the court conducts its proceedings with the parties, counsel and witnesses participating in the proceedings, not physically but via remote (internet) means. Put differently, instead of the parties, counsel and witnesses coming physically in court, they join and participate in the proceedings through Zoom, Google Meet or other internet video-conferencing platforms. Such proceeding may not be projected on the YouTube, TV nor telecast to the general public in any other means. Only those who have access to the zoom link or Google Meet link, are able to join the proceedings. On the other hand, a proceeding is said to be live-streamed when all parties, their lawyers and witnesses are physically present in court with the judge and participating in/during the proceedings, but the proceedings are then being telecast, streamed live or projected to the public live through the YouTube, live Television or other means, such as Facebook live, video-recording and transmission, etc. It’s just like a political party holding a physical campaign rally with all party members and leaders physically present at the rally venue, but the proceedings are being telecast or otherwise projected live to the public in real-time. Further, the objective of a virtual proceeding is to enable parties, their counsel and witnesses to participate in the proceedings without the need to be physically present in court. On the other hand, the objective of live streaming is to let members of the general public have the opportunity of WATCHING and FOLLOWING proceedings of court live, from the comfort of their homes, offices and other places.

(II) Streaming is not meant to assist the PLAINTIFF/CLAIMANTS/PETITIONERS or the DEFENDANTS/RESPONDENTS. The objectives of live streaming go far beyond the litigants in the lawsuit; live streaming is an issue of public, national concern/interest. Thus, live streaming is done FOR THE PUBLIC, and not for the parties (litigants) themselves. Live Streaming becomes desirable or necessary because the general public is interested in the proceedings.

 (III) LIVE STREAMING IS WHOLLY IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST: Live Streaming does not make the case of the PETITIONERS better or worse neither does it diminish or promote the case of the RESPONDENTS. Live Streaming is entirely about promoting public interest, the public good, public confidence and the interest of justice. “Public interest” is defined as anything affecting the well-being, the rights, health, or finances of the public at large; anything affecting the welfare or well-being of the general public; commonwealth [se: Dictionary.com]. According to Cambridge English Language Dictionary, the term “in the public interest” is used “when talking about people’s rights to know the facts about a particular situation”. “Public interest means something in which the public, the community at large, has some pecuniary interest, or some interest by which their legal rights or liabilities are affected“(State v. Crockett, 206 Pac 816, 817, quoted in Montgomery 1962, p. 222). “Public interest is something of serious concern common to the public at large or a significant section of the public, such as a disadvantaged or marginalised group. 2. For something to be of “public interest” it must amount to more than a private right or individual interest, although the two may coincide (https://www.legalaid.nsw.gov.au/for-lawyers/policyonline/glossary/public-interest). Finally on this, according to Law Insider, “in the public Interest” means “for the welfare of the nation or community, rather than…for a particular interest or group”.

(IV) It Is Not In All Cases That Live Streaming is Suitable/Desirable . Specifically, live streaming is not suitable for purely private or strictly personal lawsuits (examples: breach of contract, divorce, tort, defamation, land disputes or lawsuits arising from private commercial transactions); cases involving morality (examples are rape, defilement, etc); cases involving juveniles or minors, etc. Live Streaming is best-suited for lawsuits that have public-interest concerns: a perfect example is election petition/cases, especially presidential election petition, which is of public interest, national importance.

(V) PERCEIVED DEMERITS OF LIVE STREAMING: Like everything that is good or has advantages, live streaming is believed to have its own demerits, downsides, but, as is illustrated herein-below, the demerits appear argely unproven, speculative, while the advantages are tested and proven. Besides, the advantages far outweigh any demerits. Among the major concerns expressed, are (a) likely demonization of the judges and lawyers involved in the proceedings, that court participants could be recognized in public, which could lead to intimidation or otherwise jeopardize the safety of witnesses, lawyers and judges, or (b) that it may adversely hamper genuine courtroom engagement, or (c) that it may remove the focus from the final reasoned verdict which is binding, to oral proceedings which are not binding; or (d). that live streaming or televising trials could put the court at much greater risk of being influenced by public opinion, judging by the ubiquitous use of social media and the rise of the internet, or (e). that Lawyers (aware of their new audience) may choose to grandstand and play to the gallery. Thus, live streaming is thought to have the potential to simultaneously suppress desirable speech and enhance undesirable speech within the courtroom; or (f). that there is risk of sensationalism — opponents of live streaming of judicial proceedings point to famous televised trials that have taken place abroad (USA), such as that of OJ Simpson in 1994, or more recently, the 2014 trial of Oscar Pistorius (South Africa); it has been suggested that “both became sensationalized media circuses, leading to accusations that justice was being turned into a form of entertainment”. However, an apt response to this suggestion is that legal systems (jurisdictions) operate similar systems in different styles; so live streaming of court trials in other countries is not expected to operate exactly as is seen in the case of the USA. According to Brian Altman QC, “One has to understand the process in America against a background of complete almost unfettered freedom and discretion”. Some of these arguments were presented before Indian’s Supreme Court, against live streaming. That notwithstanding, the Supreme Court in the Swapnil Tripathi’ judgment (Swapnil Tripathy vs Supreme Court (2018), still ruled that a live telecast of court proceedings is “part of the right to access justice….” [See: “Why we should, and should not live stream Supreme Court proceedings”; IAS Toppers; 22 September 2022]. In that September 28, 2017 judgement, the then Chief Justice of India, Dipak Misra said of live telecast of court proceedings,that _“sunlight is the best disinfectant. Live-streaming as an extension of the principle of open courts will ensure that the interface between a court hearing with virtual reality will result in the dissemination of information in the widest possible sense, imparting transparency and accountability to the judicial process”. [Para 18(h)]_

All in all, as research has shown, many of the projected demerits are largely unproven, being mostly speculative and founded upon unfounded apprehensiveness. Live Streaming appears to be the prevailing trend across the globe, as my investigation has shown. Besides, it’s easily seen from this Indian Supreme Court ruling and media the reports around it [see for example, the IAS Toppers report], that as of 2018, India was already being viewed as standing _”alone amongst leading constitutional democracies in not maintaining audio or video recordings or even a transcript of court proceedings, which can be compensated by live stream broadcasting”. Thus, India’s Supreme Court ruling in favour of live streaming was partly targeted at repositioning India to immediately join what was the already seen as the prevailing global positively-impactful trend. Now, if by 2018 India had already considered itself to be lagging behind, which was why it had to quickly queue in, as seen in the Supreme Court ruling, would it not be shocking, strange, and befuddling, even awkward, seeing that some Nigerians still think that even by 2023, Nigeria is not yet ripe for live streaming in our courts, in deserving cases as pointed out above; moreso, considering the positive impacts and numerous advantages of live streaming? This now brings us to a highlight of some of the advantages of such live streaming, to which I now turn my attention.

4. SOME POSITIVE IMPLICATIONS AND ADVANTAGES OF LIVE STREAMING OF JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS IN SUCH PUBLIC-INTEREST CASES:

(1). LIVE STREAMING PROMOTES ACCOUNTABILITY AND TRANSPARENCY IN JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS: Live-streaming of court proceedings serves as an instrument for greater accountability and transparency, especially on the part of participants in the judicial proceedings — judges, lawyers, parties and witnesses, etc.

(2).  LIVE STREAMING ENHANCES PUBLIC/OPEN ACCESS TO JUSTICE:  Live Streaming enhances easy access to court proceedings, for persons who have to otherwise travel long distances to come to the court to watch the proceedings live. According to Indira Jaising, “Live-streaming and videography of the proceedings of court in matters of great public importance is in keeping with the principle of open access to justice and ensure justice is not only done but is seen to be done”. He believes, and I agree, that this would inspire confidence in the functioning of the judiciary as an institution and help maintain the respect that it deserved as a co-equal organ of the state. Om my part, I had cause to make the following observations in one of my published commentaries:

“Access to justice [is] a human right that must respected and could be enforced…. paragraphs 14 and 15 of the United Nations’ Declaration of the High-level Meeting on the Rule of Law recognizes that access to justice is a basic principle of the rule of law in the absence of which people are unable to have their voice heard, exercise their rights, challenge discrimination or hold decision-makers accountable. ‘The Declaration emphasises the right of equal access to justice for all, including members of vulnerable groups, and reaffirmed the commitment of Member States to taking all necessary steps to provide fair, transparent, effective, non-discriminatory and accountable services that promote access to justice for all”.[See: “The Federal High Court (Federal Inland Revenue Service) Practice Directions, 2021 and Questions of (Dis)Respect for Rule of Law, Human Rights and Access to Justice”; 15 June 2021; Lawbreed.blog]

(3). LIVE STREAMING REDUCES INCIDENT OF FAKE NEWS AND FAULTY MEDIA REPORTING: Allowing live-streaming or recording or video-recording of court proceedings would avoid multiple versions of the proceedings, or wrong projections of court rulings or the menace of fake news or faulty reporting arising from “infodemic” which is currently ravaging the world especially Nigeria. According to the World Health Organisation, an infodemic is too much information including false or misleading information in digital and physical environments. Put differently, an infodemic is an excessive amount of information about a problem that is typically unreliable, spreads rapidly. Live Streaming encourages the principle of open court, effectuating the public’s right to know and reduces dependence on second-hand, sometimes third-hand, faulty or distorted views and accounts.

(4). LIVE STREAMING PROMOTES PUBLIC RIGHT TO BE HEARD AND TO KNOW: Those who are affected by the judgements of the court have a right to be aware of the manner in which decisions were taken. Enabling citizens to understand the reasoning in cases affecting their rights forms part of their right to dignity and is an intrinsic value of their right to be heard. In the Nigerian situation, all the over 220 million Nigerians are interested in the leadership of the country; leadership may make or mar a country. A country could be thrown into abysmal backwardness and retrogression, even war or other vices, as a result of bad governance or absence of good governance. The electoral process is the leadership recruitment process for any nation. The outcome of each election is thus a matter of great concern to the citizens, even to residents and investors in the affected country. In Nigeria, because of rampantly persistent, but largely not frivolous, allegations of election rigging or manipulation of the electoral process, the final results of much of the elections are determined by the court, since the outcome of almost every election is usually challenged in court leaving the court to determine the validity of the election or who the true winner is in each given instance. As a result of this, there is so much interest, generated by election petitions/lawsuits in Nigeria, thus making each round of election petition proceedings a matter of national importance generating huge amount of interest and creating immense tension, with a great majority of the citizens keen on following up with the proceedings and developments in these ongoing petitions. This makes live streaming a beautiful, reasonable option.

(5). LIVE STREAMING ENHANCES PUBLIC ENGAGEMENT WITH LAWS, AND PROMOTES LEGAL LITERACY AMONG THE CITIZENRY: Live Streaming of cases of constitutional or national importance is a progressive step as such cases impact various aspects of people’s lives. People’s ability to participate in this conversation by watching these proceedings live will not only increase legal literacy but also potentially enhance the public’s continuous engagement with the Constitution and the Laws of the Federation.

(6). LIVE STREAMING ACCORDS WITH THE LEGAL CONCEPT OF “JUSTICE SEEN TO BE DONE”: Live streaming upholds the cardinal principle of justice: that justice should not only be done, but that it should also be seen to be done. As observed in the Nigerian case of ZAMANI v. STATE* (2015) LPELR-24595(CA), “One important object, at all events, is to clear away everything which might engender suspicion and distrust of tribunal, and so to promote the feeling of confidence in the administration of justice which is so essential to social order and security…The reason is plain enough. Justice must be rooted in confidence; and confidence is destroyed when right-minded people go away thinking: ‘the judge was biased.’…. As Lush, J., said in Serjeant vs. Dale (1877) 2 Q.B.D. 558, 567”. Also, Lord Heward, C.J., said in the UK case of *R. vs. Sussex Justices, ex p. McCarthy* (1924) 1 K.B. 256, 259 that, “it is not merely of some importance, but is of fundamental importance that justice should not only be done, but should manifestly and undoubtedly be seen to be done.” See also R. v. Amber Valley DC, ex parte Jackson [1985] 1 WLR 298, [1984] 3 All ER 50.

(7). LIVE STREAMING INSTILLS DISCIPLINE IN THE MEMBERS OF THE COURT: It instills discipline and improves court proceedings by improving how judges and lawyers conduct the proceedings, as they will be aware that the public is watching.

(8). LIVE STREAMING IS AN EXTENSION OF THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION: Since 2017, the Supreme Court of South Africa has allowed the media to broadcast court proceedings in criminal matters, in addition to some others, as an extension of the right to freedom of expression. [See: “Promoting Access to Justice through the Broadcasting of Legal Proceedings”;  K.B.Mufamadi and L.J. Koen; Potchefstroom Electronic Law Journal (PER) vol.25 n.1 Potchefstroom 2022 <http://dx.doi.org/10.17159/1727-3781/2022/v25i0a8122>.

(9). RESEARCH SHOWS THAT LIVE STREAMING HAS LITTLE OR NO NEGATIVE IMPACT. Live Streaming have been shown to have little to no negative effect on court proceedings; on the contrary, it improves the administration of justice because the court is subject to greater public scrutiny. ‘Research conducted in 2000 on the impact of using cameras during UN International Criminal Tribunals found that court participants – which includes witnesses, lawyers and judges – are “not affected by cameras in court” and most felt that “cameras have a positive effect, or no effect, on the administration of justice”.’ [see: “The pros and cons of streaming trials online”; The Week; 30 June 2022]. See also “Television in Our Courts – The Proven Advantages, the Unproven Dangers” By N. Davis; NCJ Number 70167, Journal Judicature Volume: 64 Issue: 2 Dated: (August 1980) Pages: 85-92. published on the official websites of the US Government Department of Justice, Office of the Justice Programs: www.ojp.gov.

(10) NIGERIAN LAW IS NOT AGAINST, BUT RATHER IN FAVOUR OF, LIVE STREAMING OF COURT PROCEEDINGS: Respectfully, there appears to be not one legislation or court decision in Nigeria that expressly or even impliedly forbids or frowns against/at live streaming of judicial proceedings. On the contrary, live streaming appears to be in line with the spirit and intendment of our laws and the constitution. By the constitution, it’s fundamentally required that court *proceedings* be held IN PUBLIC or PUBLICLY or that the public be allowed access to court proceedings. Now, would an order of court (leave of Court) approving that a court proceeding be live-streamed go against the existing requirement of the law that court proceedings be held publicly? In the case of *AG LAGOS V AG FEDERATION (SUIT NO: SC/CV/260/2020),* the Supreme Court of Nigeria held that virtual court proceedings are not unconstitutional. If virtual proceedings are not unconstitutional, why would a court hesitate to approve live streaming which accords with that judgement of the Supreme Court; if the proceedings are projected by Zoom or by other Virtual or live means or televised to enable members of the public who can’t make it to Abuja, to have an opportunity of viewing/watching the proceedings in real-time, that itself promotes publicity of trial which the constitution enables as a fundamental right. Further, under the *inherent jurisdiction* of the Court, the Court is entitled to allow proceedings be telecast or be otherwise made available via other virtual means for public viewing, especially in this instance, where the law already commands that proceedings must be held PUBLICLY. Live Streaming promotes the Constitutional requirement that the public should be allowed access to court proceedings. Section 36(1) Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (CFRN), 1999 provides that “In the determination of his civil rights and obligations, including any question or determination by or against any government or authority, a person shall be entitled to a fair hearing within a reasonable time by a court or other tribunal established by law and constituted in such manner as to secure its independence and impartiality”.  Section 36(3) of the Constitution provides that “The proceedings of a court or *the proceedings of any tribunal* relating to the matters mentioned in subsection (1) of this section (including the announcement of the decisions of the court or tribunal) shall be held in public”. Some of the obvious implications of the above Constitutional provisions is that (a) the term, “the proceedings of any tribunal” includes the proceedings of the 2023 presidential election tribunal; and (b) all provisions of the Constitution on PUBLICITY OF TRIAL apply equally to the proceedings of the presidential election tribunal. Thus, the requirements of publicity and public access to trial are more in consonance with live streaming than against it, because live streaming promotes the objectives of the requirements for publicity of trial. Finally, live streaming is in line with modernity and reasonableness.

(11). The Court of Appeal Rules, 2021 expressly encourages, indeed has legitimized, public access to the Court of Appeal proceedings through REMOTE MEANS in desirable circumstances as the court may determine. Order 21(1) provides that the Court of Appeal may conduct its Proceedngs virtually where it deems fit.  Order 21(2) then provides that _”virtual hearing shall be by means of any audiovisual platform approved by the Court and a link will be provided to enable the public to observe the virtual proceedings”. It’s respectfully submitted that the expression “a link will be provided to enable the public to observe the virtual proceedings” implies that the Court of Appeal Rules already authorizes live streaming or that members of the public who may not be physically present in the Court, could in deserving circumstances be allowed virtual access to its live proceedings by making the link to an audiovisual platform available publicly to enable interested members of the public to watch the court’s proceedings live, from the comfort of their offices, homes and everywhere. What this means is that the Court of Appeal Rules encourages open public access to its proceedings through virtual means. Although election petition is said to be sui generis, yet it’s respectfully submitted that since there is no provision in the Electoral Act specifically dealing with live streaming or live broadcast of proceedings of an election tribunal, resort could be had to Order 21 (2) of the Court of Appeal Rules, 2021 which encourages public access to the court’s proceedings through REMOTE means, to allow live broadcast of the proceedings of the Court of Appeal sitting as the 2023 Presidential Election Tribunal. It is further submitted that the provisions of Order 21 (2) of the CA Rules, 2021 extends to all proceedings of the Court of Appeal — including when it’s exercising its appellate jurisdiction and when it’s exercising its original jurisdiction. One of the instances of the original jurisdiction of the Court of Appeal is when it’s sitting as the Presidential Election Tribunal pursuant to Section 239(1) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,1999, to determine a question whether anyone has been validly elected to the office of the President or the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. The bottomline is that granting members of the general public access by REMOTE means to the proceedings, any proceedngs, of the Court of Appeal is not alien to the Constitution or the Court of Appeal Rules. Accordingly, it would not be out of place if allowed in the present scenario, especially as such appears both reasonably necessary and most desirable and apt, being in the best interest of the public and justice, as explained above.

5.CONCLUSION

Permit me to ask these questions: to those seniors, colleagues and Nigerians who advance such argument as that Live Streaming would endanger the lives, safety or security of the judges and lawyers involved in the election petition proceedings, please,

(A) How many judges, lawyers, witnesses or parties who got involved in cases that were live streamed, have been attacked or otherwise found to have suffered any harm to their security and safety in all the countries where live streaming is being practiced or has taken root; examples: China, UK, Australia, USA, Canada, South Africa, and Kenya, among numerous other countries? Are we aware that recently, in Kenya, the Supreme Court upturned a Presidential Election result after a trial which was live-streamed from begining to the end? Till date, no harm has been reported/heard to have befallen any of their Lordships.* See: (a). *[VIDEO] WATCH LIVE STREAMING OF PROCEEDINGS OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TRIBUNAL OF KENYA.* https://www.youtube.com/live/axtgMZeyAmc?feature=share. (b). https://www.youtube.com/live/w-OSHd5FNQs?feature=share; (c). https://www.youtube.com/live/2ZnjE5HcTsY?feature=share; (d) https://www.youtube.com/live/2Ge92Wx8-js?feature=share;

(B).  Is there any judge involved in,  or lawyer appearing before, the 2023 Presidential Election Petition, who is not already known to members of the public? The names of the lawyers acting for each of the litigants/parties (Candidates, political parties and INEC) in each of the pending petitions, were published to the public upon their engagement. Similarly, the names of the justices of the Court of Appeal handling the petitions were published to the public during the inaugural sitting of the Tribunal. Thus , all the judges and lawyers actively involved or who are appearing before the Tribunal are already known to the public. This notwithstanding, no harm has befallen any one of them on account of their said Involvement. Now, since, they are already known to the public, how reasonable is it for anyone to still argue that live streaming or broadcast of the proceedings could expose them to danger or otherwise jeopardize their safety or security? With due respect, such an argument appears to not add up.

(C).  Does Nigeria operate outside the world/ the planet earth, such that some of us just have refused to allow Nigeria, the so-called giant of Africa, join positively impactful practices that represent prevailing international benchmarks and 21st-century progress-oriented global trends? Why must some people in Nigeria desire to do everything upsidedown, or in a backward or awkward manner, thereby projecting and (re)presenting our country as a country of people who have rejected practcises and semblances of civilization or are cursed or condemned to remain in perpetual backwardness, perennial darkness and unceasing stagnation?  How would anyone outside Nigeria (I mean, right-thinking members of the civilized, enlightened world) feel, reading or hearing that in Nigeria of 2023 (a country seen as Africa’s “giant”, the most populous black nation on planet earth, and whose citizens are adjudged the most-highly-educated in the USA), opinions are still divided about whether or not to allow live streaming of court proceedings in high-profile cases of PUBLIC INTEREST, such as that of the 2023 Presidential Election Tribunal?  I respectdully urge us to bear in mind that the way the world feels about us depends on how we have presented or projected ourselves and our country to the word; and the way the world views us, determines how seriously the world treats or takes us. Hence, as the saying goes, one is addressed the way one is dressed;  the way you present your country is the way your country is received. If you project your country as a refuse bin, the world would feel no qualms to dump refuse upon your country. Was it any shocking that Barack Obama as the then President of the USA, had visited all countries around Nigeria’s backyard , but carefully and deliberately avoided Nigeria like one avoids plagues. Recently Kamala D. Harris, the Vice President of the United States of America, came visiting around our backyard, but carefully avoided the “giant of Africa”. Yet we do not do self-questioning, self-assessment, introspection, to check what is wrong with us. Meanwhile, what manner of giant are you when you’re the last and indeed you “carry last” in virtually everything save the negative [Yahoo-Yahoo, Yahoo-Plus, Corruption, Bad Governance, Violence, Disunity, Debased Electoral System, Debased Leadership, Delinquency, Debased and corrupted religion, and the like], while everyone and everything positive are carefully running away from you? Almost all the positive, progress-oriented things that most countries have since embraced, Nigeria is still running far away from. Truth is, NIGERIA is far behind and might so remain unless we repent. And I respectfully submit that it’s not our destiny to be backward; Nigeria appears to have purposely elected to remain stagnant and backward-moving. It’s by design, a function of our choices. As you make your bed, so you’d lie on it. It was John C. Maxwell who once declared that “Life is a matter of choices, and every choice you make makes you.” Thus one makes one`s own choices, but must be prepared to live with the consequences of those choices. “All great choices”, says Cathlin Shahriary, “are made with great risks. You must decide for yourself if the consequences are worth the action you are willing to take.”

(D). By rejecting live streaming, what are some people afraid of? Do those who are against live streaming, love the affected judges and lawyers more than other Nigerians? Or are we saying that NBA and those who support live streaming are enemies or haters of the judges or of Justice?

(E).If we agree that Live Streaming neither PROMOTES nor DIMINISHES the case of either the Petitioners or the Respondents, but merely PROMOTES public access to the proceedings towards, in turn, promoting/restoring public confidence, transparency and accountability, why would we oppose what is in the public interest?

(F). Judging from recent events, and since, many Nigerians now appear to think (the news and perception are out there) that the acronym, _*”Go to court”*_ is used by people who perhaps have plans to manipulate administration of justice, why not we allow live streaming to leave no one in doubt about the goings-on in the tribunal and in that process, enhance public confidence and satisfaction, that that justice has not just been done but was seen in full public glare to have been done?

(G). With due respect, I am not a politician and I am neither for the Petitioners nor for the Respondents in the 2023 Election Petition Tribunal currently pending before the Presidential Election Tribunal (the Court of Appeal). I am not in any way involved in the 2023 presidential election petitions in Nigeria. I speak and write as a non-aligned Nigerian, a disinterested Researcher, Public Interest Writer/Commentator, Concerned Observer, Law Teacher with specialist Interest in Court Litigation Procedure, Corporate Law and Governance, in addition to Property Law Practice and Conveyancing, Constitutional and Administrative Law, Human Rights, ADR, Administration of Justice, International Law, Professional Ethics and Legal Skills, etc. As such, I respectfully personally submit that if I were involved, either as counsel to the Petitioners or to the Respondents, in any election petition proceedings or in other lawsuits of constitutional or public-interest importance, I would not say anything against live streaming. My reasons are not far-fetched: (i) I strongly believe that live streaming would not militate against my clients’ interest but would rather promote the best interest of justice, public interest, and the public good; (ii) Besides, as a Minister in the Temple of Justice, equally with the judge, a lawyer’s duty to the interest of justice and public-interest is much higher than (and indeed superior to) the the lawyer’s specific duties to his clients in court any particular case. In the UK case of *R.V. O’Connel* (1844) 7 Lr P. 261 at 312-313, Crampton, J, had this to say:

“… I would say to the advocate upon the subject, let your zeal be as warm as your heart’s blood, but let it be tempered with discretion and with self respect, let your independence be firm, uncompromising, but let it be chastened by personal humility, let your like for liberty amount to a passion but let it not appear to be a cloak for maliciousness…the office of the advocate …is a high one ….He gives to his client the benefit of his learning, his talents and his judgment, but….He will ever bear in mind that if he be an advocate of an individual, yet he has a prior and perpetual retainer on behalf of truth and justice and there is no crown or other licence, which in any case or for any party or purpose can discharge him from that primary and paramount retainer.”

Also, in the case of *Rondel v. Worsley* (1967) 1 Q B 441, Lord Denning, MR declared that “As an advocate, he is a minister of justice equally with the judge. He must do all he honourably can on behalf of his client. I say all he honourably can because his duty is not only to his client. He has a duty to the court, which is paramount. He owes allegiance to a higher cause. It is the cause of truth and justice. He must disregard the most specific instructions of his client if they conflict with his duty to the court. The code which requires a barrister to do all this is not a code of law. It is a code of honour..…”

Finally, the Preamble to the Code of Conduct for Lawyers in the European Community (the CCBE Code of Conduct, 1989), provides as follows (and it’s respectfully submitted that Nigeria should not accept a lower standard):

“In a society founded on respect for the rule of law, the lawyer fulfils a special role. His duties do not begin and end with faithful performance of what he is instructed to do so far as the law permits. A lawyer must serve the interest of the just as well as those whose rights and liberties he is entrusted to assert and defend; it is his duty not only to plead the client’s cause but to be his adviser. A lawyer’s function therefore, lays on him a variety of legal and moral obligations (sometimes appearing to be in conflict with each other) towards the client, the courts and other authorities before whom the lawyer pleads his client’s cause or acts on his behalf, the legal profession in general and each fellow member of it. In particular, he owes a duty to the public for whom the existence of a free and independent profession, bound together by respect for rules made by the profession itself, as an essential means of safeguarding human rights in the face of the power of the state and other interests in society.”

I accordingly stand with the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) on this matter. May I use this opportunity to additional observe that NBA’s call is in line with the objectives for which the NBA was established, as set out in Section 3 (2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(9),&(11) of the Constitution of the NBA, 2015, to with: Promotion and advancement of Legal Education, Continuing Legal Education, Advocacy and Jurisprudence;  Improvement of the system of administration of justice, its procedures, and the arrangement of court business and regular law reporting; Establishment, maintenance, and operation of a system of prompt and efficient legal aid and assistance for those in need but who are unable to pay for same; Promotion and support of law reform; Maintenance of the highest standard of professional conduct, etiquette and discipline; Encouragement and protection of the right of access to courts at reasonably affordable fees and of representation by counsel before courts and tribunals; and Promotion and protection of the principles of the rule of law and respect for fundamental rights, human rights, and people’s rights.

POST SCRIPTUM: This is strictly a personal opinion. And I offer my humble opinion WITHOUT PREJUDICE to whatever the courts may in future decide (with which we are bound,in line with the rule of law), and with utmost respect to my respected seniors, colleagues and members of the public who hold a different opinion on this issue.

Long live the legal profession!

May God help Nigeria!

Respectfully submitted,

Sylvester Udemezue (Udems)

08109024556.

[email protected].

(20 May 2023)

My husband has impregnated another woman

By Funke Egbemode

‘Deji has impregnated another woman.’ Laura blurted.

‘Oh, my God.’ I shouted.

‘Can you imagine? After all these years. After three children. This is how Deji chooses to reward me, by taking a new wife.’ Men and the pain they cause with what should ordinarily be a sugar stick.

‘Please calm down.’ I pulled Laura close.

‘Calm down? How can I calm down? 25 years of marriage is about to go down the drain?’ Her voice dripped pain.

‘Still, you must stay calm so that you can take the right decisions, make appropriate plans. The way you are now, you are just going to do something rash, something you and everybody will regret later.’ I tried to reason with her.

‘Is what Deji did rational? Is it nice? Is it appropriate? Why should I now be the rational one? What has being calm fetched me now? All the years of my devotion and support, what do I have to show for them?’ Her eyes misted over.

‘It is still your home, your marriage. You are still Deji’s wife. The wife of his youth, the one who has been there by his side all these years. It will be foolish and defeatist to abandon all your hard work now to one newcomer, probably a waka-pass. You want another woman to raise your children, sit beside him during your children’s weddings and graduation parties? C’mmon now. Girl, open your eyes. Don’t let the juju of the pregnant girl catch you o.’

‘Yes, I know she has jazzed him but the two of them will die first before I let one opportunistic witch raise my children.’

At this point, I covered Laura’s mouth with my hands.

‘Laura, control yourself. You cannot and should not say things like that. It’s dangerous. What if someone hears you making this kind of threat and then something bad happens to Deji or the woman?

‘I don’t care. I’m past caring. I don’t care anymore.’

At this point, she totally broke down, crying from the bottom of her heart. It was not a pretty sight because Joke is ordinarily a strong woman, brave and resolute most of the time, even in the face of mean circumstances. But this Deji’s indiscretion broke her. She was angry, livid even. She made a lot of unprintable threats. She simply felt the end had come and or she wanted to end it all. That was about five months ago but she is calmer today, still angry but handling it with the appropriate level of maturity, according to my play book, yes my playbook. And you’ll get a glimpse of some of the pages shortly.

The most dreaded bus stop in marriage for most women is where she finds out that her husband is bringing in a new wife or has impregnated another woman. The infidelity card is like a regular bus stop, strewn everywhere. Many men will park at the ‘girlfriend bus stop’ at one point or the other. More and more wives are finding ways to handle that. However, it is a different kettle of fish when half a dozen of your husband’s relatives arrive on Saturday morning and start a long homily about how an addition to the family should not be resisted. The Yorubas, my people, are probably the most dramatic when they arrive with the ‘breaking news’ of the arrival of another woman in a marriage. Their proverbs are colourful.

‘You should not be angry when God doubles your joy.’

‘It is always more glorious to walk in a group than to walk alone.

‘The knife has already cut the child’s finger, it can’t be reversed’

‘Two vegetables can co-exist in a plate.’

Once a Yoruba wife hears two or three of those proverbs, she knows her marriage is entering a new phase, that her life as she knows it is about to be altered forever. Yes, forever. Sometimes the new woman on the scene is not yet pregnant but husband dear has paid her dowry; meaning the die is cast. Sometimes she is pregnant, which makes it more painful when the wife at home is yet to have a child. That’s when they start their sermon with this popular one;

‘It is the head of one child that will attract more children.’

Translation: the new woman is pregnant and her baby cannot be delivered outside wedlock because it is this new baby’s cry that will call forth the babies the wife at home had been waiting for.

Then there is the most devastating scenario. Husband dear continues to play good, devoted man at home, even officiating in church while his seed of indiscretion grows inside another woman’s womb. Then one day, Madam stumbles on the ‘untold story’, maybe in a salon, in a friend’s friend’s shop, at a social gathering. Of course, once skeletons in a closet come out for air, they never return inside the closet. The cacophony that welcomes them is too welcoming.

Anyway, does it real matter how or where the news of another woman, especially an already pregnant one is broken? It is still a devastating scenario. The affected wife is left reeling. First she tells herself ‘my husband cannot, will not do that to me.’ That is speedily followed by screeching rage as soon as she confirms it. Most likely, there will be threats, pleas, counter-threats, and ultimatums from both sides and general pain on all sides. Trust me, no matter how colourfully convincing the family breaks this news, nothing prepares a wife for the trauma of another woman expecting a baby for her husband. So what is she supposed to do or not do?

She can scream, cry and generally be miserable.

Who this one hep, as they say on the street. Yes, she should cry. She has been betrayed. Her marriage is under threat. Her life will most likely change forever. She has earned herself some crying time. It is important and better to vent than to bottle it up. But it is futile in the long run to end up in a psychiatric hospital just because your husband impregnated someone else. Why should you suffer while he gets all the pleasure? If you become hypertensive at this sad bus top, your philandering husband would still be banging his way to the next bust stop. If you were already hypertensive and you suffer a stroke because of this painful episode, your children will suffer, you will suffer and the pregnant one will take your place. Just imagine yourself in a wheelchair, soiling yourself while your husband burrows deeply in between the woman honey pot. Picture your helpless children thrown out of school because ‘daddy’ is too busy with his new wife and baby. Please ‘borrow yourself brain’ and know that this is not the end of your life or the end of the world. Mourn what you used to share exclusively with your husband. There’s another woman on the scene, that is the new reality but your life must not come to a standstill.

I will kill him, kill his pregnant whore…

Threats are also good. Issue them, but behind closed doors. Nobody must hear you issue them. What if your husband is involved in an accident and dies three days after you issue the threat? What if the new wife loses the pregnancy or dies at childbirth? And you actually had no hand in their untimely end. Maybe you only made the threats in the throes of pain and anger. The whole community will hold you responsible. You will be labelled a witch forever. Even you will question your own sanity and spirituality when you are brought down to earth by such shattering outcomes. Then ask yourself, if you threaten your husband and he actually dies, how do you think your children will see you? Will they believe your explanation or believe that mummy delivered on her promise to kill daddy? No threat, please.

I will move out of the house, I’m done.

This is the most foolish of all action plans in this situation. It is your home, babe. Your territory, sealed and delivered to you in the presence of God and men. You will abandon it for some little thing brandishing a pregnancy test result? We are not sure DNA test will prove your husband is responsible, are we? Maybe she’s even an ‘olosho’ or wakapass who is not even ready to settle down. Even if she’s coming with an agenda to take over, should you just roll over and let her? Why should you just throw up your hands and let one slip of a girl reap the fruits of your labour, inhabit the palace you built with grit, sweat and blood? If you must make room for her, it must be discussed, on your terms, with clear eyes.

Try this tip from Funke Egbemode’s Playbook.

Tell yourself, it is your husband’s loss, because it is. If he becomes a new father at 50, his old-age baby will be 20 when he’s 70. He’s the one who will still be monitoring JAMB, UTME and WAEC in his 60s. He’s not going to ask you for money for baby food and pampers, is he? He will pay your children’s bills now that he’s young and able. He will pay the second batch when he’s old, frail and hypertensive, by which time you should be richer, wiser and calmer. Chin up, cheer up and don’t let him destroy your ‘Buga’ with his off-key rhythm.

NASS Leadership: Who is on Nigeria’s side?

By Martins Oloja

‘All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not’.

‘All things are lawful for me, but not all things are helpful; all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.’

‘All things are lawful [that is, morally legitimate, permissible], but not all things are beneficial or advantageous. All things are lawful, but not all things are constructive [to character] and edifying [to spiritual life]’.

‘Some of you say, “We can do whatever we want to!” But I tell you not everything may be good or helpful’.

‘Everything is permissible, but not everything is helpful. Everything is permissible, but not everything builds up’.

‘Everything is allowable, but not everything is profitable. Everything is allowable, but everything does not build others up’.
(I Cor. 10:23)

I have quoted various English versions of these same very important ancient words to the very inordinately ambitious politicians who do not care about the very delicate and fragile nature of this federation at the moment. They don’t care if Nigeria comes to harm again as long as they have their way. They are on the march again. They do not care if the country goes up in flame again in the name of political ambition. They don’t believe the master strategist and leader of leaders who told a lot of carefree believers before that, some of you say, ‘We can do whatever we want to’ But I tell you not everything may be good or helpful…’

Where is that diplomatic oracle called John Campbell who once wrote a book titled ‘Nigeria On The Brink’,where is your follow-up, ‘Nigeria on the brink again’?

Indeed, the out-going governing party that has collected another ‘certificate of occupancy’ to Abuja’s powerhouse is strangely leading us to another brink. They don’t want to know anything about national cohesion or that notion called nation building. They don’t want to know about the complexity of our diversity in this already convoluted federation. They just want to be in office and in power, no matter who is crushed, no matter what happens to the vulnerable ones. That is why we need to ask: who is on Nigeria’s side? The question has become necessary as it appears that some politicians and political leaders who are warming up for the morning after May 29, are about to set Nigeria on fire as soon as the new President is sworn in. The implications of the Muslim-Muslim ticket that produced the president-elect and vice president-elect are still staring us in the face. They want to tell us that they have had a breakthrough with that and so they want to take the weapon of mass disaffection to the National Assembly in June, 2023. They are brazen. Their audacity is bewildering that even in National Assembly leadership, it doesn’t matter as long as the Chairman of the Joint Session of National Assembly hails from North West dominated by Fulani and Muslims.

They are claiming that they want the President of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives to emerge from the North West because from May 30, 2023, the head of the Executive arm will be from the South and the head of the Judiciary will also be of southern extraction. Yet the elephant in the room is that the fixers in Abuja are not campaigning for the Senate and the Speaker to hail from Christian-dominated North Central Nigeria. That is why it is expedient to ask the very restless former Governor of Zamfara State, Alhaji Abdulaziz Yari what he would like to achieve with his very virulent campaign for the North West to occupy the office of the Senate President in June when the 10th National Assembly will be inaugurated. Is Yari really on the Nigeria’s side? Let’s take the question to the office of the Chairman of the ruling APC, Senator Abdullahi Adamu who seems to be speaking in tongues again about the zoning arrangement he once endorsed in writing: Are you on peaceful Nigeria’s side?

What is this thing about the peaceful Nigeria’s side? It is Nigeria where we can relive the old National Anthem (composed by Frances Berda) we relinquished in 1978. I mean Nigeria, our Nigeria we will not hate because of the attitude and recklessness of our political leaders and politicians. Nigeria we can call our own. Nigeria, our own dear native land, where we can proudly claim, though tribe and tongue may differ, in brotherhood we stand. We are talking of Nigeria Nigerians all, are proud to serve; Nigeria where our flag shall be a symbol we can proudly carry everywhere we go.

Nigeria, where truth and justice reign. We mean Nigeria where our fathers will no longer eat sour grapes that will set the teeth of their children on edge. I mean Nigeria where no man is oppressed for his belief or because of where he comes from. We are talking about Nigeria where leaders will respect the federal character provisions in the constitution our leaders have sworn to defend. Oh, Nigeria where the law and no man rules. We need Nigeria where men who rule are not ruled by women of easy virtues. Nigeria on whose side our leaders will be! We need a secure Nigeria where anyone can proclaim ‘I am proudly Nigerian’ without being paid to say so by failed state actors who want to win election.

Certainly, if after the inauguration of the National Assembly next month, we wake up to the reality that the President, the Vice President, the President of the Senate, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the Chief Justice of Nigeria are all Muslims, what will happen? The answer to this question may blow in the wind, but even if silence greets this development, that silence will be golden. Though Senator-elect Abdulaziz Yari and his campaign managers are saying it doesn’t matter anymore in Nigeria, let us hasten to warn again through the ancient words above:
‘Everything is allowable, but not everything is profitable. Everything is allowable, but everything does not build others up’.

When amplified this means: ‘All things are lawful [that is, morally legitimate, permissible], but not all things are beneficial or advantageous. All things are lawful, but not all things are constructive….’

Here is also why the journey Yari and co have embarked upon can put a sharp knife on the already weak thread that holds us together: the out-going President Muhammadu Buhari will on May 29 hand over an already poisoned chalice to his successor. Let’s not run away from this reality: In the last eight years, the best men and women for most jobs in all the strategic sectors, intelligence, security, military, para-military, communications and information technology, transportation including aviation, etc are not only from the North West and North East, they are Muslims. Let’s give a few examples to deconstruct this parochialism that has set the tone for another crisis of nation building for the next leader. The Inspector General of Police, the Minister of Police Affairs, the Chairman and Secretary of Police Trust Fund are all Muslims from the North.

The Chief of Army Staff, the Director General of State Security Service (SSS) the Director General National Intelligence Agency (NIA), the Defence Minister, Chief of Navy, Comptroller General of Nigerian Customs Service, Comptroller General of Immigration, Comptroller General of Nigerian Correctional Service (formerly Nigeria Prisons Service) are all Muslims from the North West/East.

The Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, the Vice Chairman/CEO of Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC); The Director General of National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA); The Aviation Minister, the Director General/CEO of Nigeria Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA); the Director General/CEO of Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN), (the two key agencies, yes there others) are Muslims from the North; The Minister of Transportation (after R.Amaechi) Managing Director of Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA), the Director General of the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) are all Muslims from the far North; the Minister of Petroleum Resources,(the President is Minister); the Group Chief Executive Officer (GCEO) of NNPC Limited are from the North West and North East; the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, the Chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and Director of Nigeria Financial Intelligence Unit (NFIU) all are Muslims from the North. The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory FCT) and the Executive Secretary of the Federal Capital Development Authority (the pioneer development agency set up by law in 1976) and more than 90% of the members of the cabinet (called Mandate Secretaries) and Chief Executives of agencies of the FCT are all from the North and they are Muslims.

The Chairman and Secretary of the Federal Character Commission (FCC) are from the North and they are Muslims. The Minister of Power, the Managing Director/CEO of Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) are Muslims who hail from the North; The Chairman of Rural Electrification Agency (REA) and Managing Director/CEO, are also Muslims from the North. There are more agencies still unrecorded here. But these agencies and institutions of governance in Nigeria shape and control our destinies. People are always conscious of who govern them.

This is one area where the outgoing Buhari (an army General and former Head of State) woefully failed the nation. He said to us at his inauguration on May 29, 2015: “I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody…” There is now no doubt about where he really belongs and what his mission really is. Not many will be surprised if the Letter Writer General of the Federation, Musikilu Mojeed (‘Premium Times’ calls ‘The Letterman’ writes on our outgoing President Buhari as ‘The Strong Man Who Threatened to Impose Fulanisation, Northernisation and Islamisation policy as fundamental objective and directive principle of state policy’.

That is why Senator-elect Yari and his gang should be made to be on the side of Nigeria where everybody will enjoy peace because there is fairness and justice for all tribes and faiths. I mean Nigeria where no man or woman is oppressed. Let the Yaris of Nigeria be resourceful enough to study the weight of evidence of unfairness that the outgoing President has foisted on Nigeria and will hand over to his successor on May 29 before they continue their campaign for Muslims as presiding officers of the 10th National Assembly. In the main, our leaders at all levels should stand for a genuinely peaceful Nigeria where Christians too will be happy and proud to campaign and pray for Nigeria as our and not their country.

As Nigeria Prepares for the Zoom Presidency

By Chidi Anselm Odinkalu

Having gone to London to watch the crowning of England’s King Charles III earlier this month, a friend joked last week, President Muhammadu Buhari extended his stay so his dentist could crown his teeth. That was how he read the line from the presidency that General Buhari had stayed back in London for a dental procedure. 10 days before the end of his presidency, on his return to Nigeria, Buhari commissioned the Presidential Wing of the State House Medical Centre (SHMC). Estimated to be worth 21 billion Naira, this project provides insight into the mindsets of Nigeria’s higher-ups.

By 2020, the SHMC was reputed to cater to over 32,000 people annually but in reality, it was anything other than what its name suggested. Originally established to “provide health care services to the president, vice president, their families, as well as members of staff of the Presidential Villa”, the clinic became the place where the lowly servants of the rich and powerful rulers of Nigeria in Abuja go to mercifully receive analgesics for their aches and pains. When they died, their families sometimes chose to relieve their pain by announcing that the bodies of their loved ones have been deposited in or moved from the temporary morgue at the Clinic. For the most part, many believed – not without good reason – that the role of the clinic was to hasten the passage of those who used it to the mortuary.

Yet, this Clinic was one of the better-funded medical units in the country. In the four years preceding 2020, it reportedly received average annual appropriations of over N2.5 billion or a cumulative appropriation of over N10 billion. However, the president and his family and staff for whom it was designed were more comfortable getting their medical needs fulfilled outside Nigeria.

No one will ever fully know how much time President Buhari spent with doctors during his eight years in the presidential villa. By November 2022, one count reported that he had spent at least 237 days of his presidency with doctors outside the country. By the penultimate week of his presidency, the count was 250. These numbers are floors, not the ceilings. Tired of the public carping from disaffected Nigerians about his hypocrisy on medical tourism, it seems certain that Buhari’s handlers occasionally dressed up his medical jaunts overseas in a bodyguard of misrepresentation.

Underlying this approach to their management of the relationship between the president and the country was the philosophy, laid bare by Garba Shehu speaking for the presidency in April 2019, that the president “can rule from anywhere in the world.” One decade earlier, in the middle of December 2009, then Attorney-General of the Federation, Michael Aondoakaa, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), first claimed this prerogative of a presidency-at-large on behalf of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, whom, we now know, was battling for his life at the time and probably lacked any awareness that his presidency was in the hands of unknown persons. It is entirely coincidental that Yar’Adua and Buhari were military mates who come from the same Local Government Area in Katsina State.

In the period since Aondoakaa made that claim, Nigeria appears to have evolved a brew of sovereign mendacity in the service of state capture as a unique doctrine of state-craft.

In the week that Buhari was busy attending to his mandibles in London, his chosen successor was reportedly busy in Paris attracting foreign investors to Nigeria. In the period since the Professor of history at the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) announced the person he would prefer as Nigeria’s next president; the designated successor has mostly been overseas.

20 days after the announcement of the result of the presidential election, he flew out of Nigeria on 21 March supposedly to perform the Lesser Hajj in the Muslim Holy Lands, returning 35 days later on 24 April. 16 days thereafter, on 10 May, he left again this time it was said, to “woo investors” to Nigeria for ten days. It goes without saying that for many people, this claim tasked credulity. For every day he has spent in the country since being announced as Nigeria’s next president, President Buhari’s chosen successor has spent at least one and a half days outside.

Understandably keen to inoculate his principal against what could be read as a familiar pattern of a ghost presidency, his spokesperson, Bayo Onanuga, explained that he traveled only to avoid pressure and distraction, reminding us, however, that “even if he is in Russia, he can hold zoom meetings and do all kinds of things.”

Even before the onset of the next presidential term, therefore, it has become quite clear that the travel calendar of Nigeria’s next president will be a site of intense scrutiny. Perhaps, anticipating this, President Buhari has sought to buffer his successor by equipping this new VIP wing of the State House Medical Clinic. Conveniently unaware of her own record of medical tourism, Buhari’s wife, Aisha, has been quite voluble in taking credit for this project. Sadly, it seems quite clear that neither President Buhari nor his partner “in the other room” have learnt anything from his peers in other parts of Africa nor from their years as avid medical tourists.

When former presidential spokesperson, Reuben Abati, wrote in 2016 about becoming “convinced that there must be something supernatural about power and closeness to it”, it became a subject of much mirth and laughter with even Buhari’s own spokesperson laying the boot too. But after seeing one African president fart his way through the halls of a major international conference in Washington DC, and another extensively urinate on himself while officiating a public event in Juba, it is not hard to see how or why any presidency could be clothed in wonderment about the wild and weird.

Fantastical tales and theories about the well-being of presidents are as old as power in and beyond Africa. Courtiers exist to spin those yarns. When he toppled President Ben Bella in 1965, Algeria’s famed guerilla leader, Houari Boumédiène, was a dashing 33-year-old. By early 1978, his public appearances became occasional and then rare. Diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, Algerians were massaged with all manner of stories while their president received medical attention in Moscow. In November 1978, he disappeared from public view, eventually dying on 27 December 1978 after 39 days in coma.

While he received medical attention in Belgium for a terminal condition for most of 2012, the public disposition of the government he led was that then Prime Minister, Meles Zenawi, was in either robust health or suffering from a routine infection.

In October 2018, Gabon’s president, Ali Bongo Ondimba, suffered a Stroke while traveling in Saudi Arabia. One month later, he was transferred to Morocco to continue his recovery and rehabilitation, staying there until mid-2019. Back home in Libreville, the public and Gabon’s institutions got tired of a steady supply of misinformation, which triggered a coup attempt. After some 10 months out of public view, a barely recognizable Ali Bongo finally made a public appearance in August 2019.

The people who spin these fables have an interest in the wellbeing of the state or indeed of the occupant of the office but in their benefits from propinquity to him, which must be preserved at all costs. The two most effective ways to do this are to misrepresent the facts or to hide the evidence. Many people may not know it but as powerful as they may seem, presidents can often be glorified prisoners. In this new VIP wing of the SHMC, President Buhari has chosen to invest in a glorified prison as his preferred legacy for his successor.

When they arrive in less than a fortnight, those whose livelihoods depend on this successor may decide that using that facility does not fully conduce to the goal of misrepresenting the facts or concealing the evidence. Goodluck Jonathan was the Facebook president; Buhari is the medical tourism president. Nigeria may be about to transition to an encounter with the Zoom president.

A lawyer and a teacher, Odinkalu can be reached at [email protected]