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Sterling Bank Did the Math—and Still Chose the People.…..They Ditched Transfer Fees

By Osita Chidoka

On Friday Morning, I will open an account at a Sterling Bank Branch in Abuja to reward the bank for removing transfer charges, which other banks have refused to do.

In 2020 and 2023, I called on the CBN and President Tinubu to ease the burden on Nigerians by stopping the hidden, exploitative charges Nigerians face in the banking system. They didn’t act.

But Sterling Bank did.

They walked away from ₦13.56 billion in transfer charges—4.13% of their total revenue—to give Nigerians breathing room.

Let that sink in:
They gave up over ₦13 billion from transfers alone.

Other banks could, too—but they won’t.

Now, consider this: four banks took ₦186 billion (Zenith, GTCO, UBA, and First Bank) from the pockets of Nigerians in transfer fees alone in 2024.

For context 186 billion is more than the combined federal allocation to six federal universities – UNN, ABU, UI, OAU, Unical, and Unilag in 2025 budget and more about 60% of the budget of the 2025 Yobe State (₦320 billion)

Meanwhile, all four banks are posting record profits. Removing transfer fees would hardly dent their revenues:

Here’s what the numbers say:

GTCO: ₦15.47 billion from transfer charges — just 1.22% of revenue

UBA: ₦48.36 billion — 1.52%

Zenith Bank: ₦80.05 billion — 2.02%

First Bank: ₦42.55 billion — 1.41%

These aren’t make-or-break figures for any of them.

They’re just comfortable with profits from charging ordinary Nigerians ₦10 to ₦50 per transfer—millions of times over.

The truth?
They won’t stop unless we make them.

If banks won’t change, we must change banks.

If regulators won’t act, we must act with our wallets.

Sterling Bank has shown us a better way. They’ve proven that you can run a profitable, tech-driven, modern bank without extracting rent from the people.

So yes, I’m acting.

Opening a Sterling Bank account is a statement of values. A protest against exploitation. And a demand for transparency, innovation, and fairness in Nigerian banking.

Let’s make Friday #OpenSterlingAcct Day.
Let your money stand for fairness, transparency, and innovation.

Tag your bank. Tag your friends.

Tell them: We’ve seen the numbers, and we’re done paying for digital oppression.

SterlingBank #NoTransferFees #RewardGoodBehaviour #BankingRevolution #NigeriansDeserveBetter #VoteWithYourWallet

Osita Chidoka
3 April 2025

Heart-rending moment newborn baby is found in trash moments before it was due to be incinerated

A heart-breaking video has captured the moment sanitation workers rescued an abandoned newborn after it fell out of a trash bag on a Rio de Janeiro street.

Now one of the street cleaners, who is already father of two, is looking to adopt the baby girl.

Samuel Santos told Brazilian news outlet G1 that his crew was removing garbage during the early hours of Tuesday on a road linking the northern Rio de Janeiro neighborhoods of Quintino and Cascadura when he flipped a trash can into the truck.

Santos was walking back to the garbage truck when he spotted what he thought was a new ‘doll’ wrapped in a blanket and decided to pick it up as a gift for his daughter.

The cleaner was startled when he touched one of the hands and it made the baby cry.

Anderson Nunes, who has been working for the sanitation company for 16 years, said they were moved by knowing they had just saved the girl’s life.

‘We named the baby Vitória … Let’s hope they find her family,’ Nunes told the outlet. ‘If they do, I’ll be visiting them no matter what.’

Santos visited the baby girl at Herculano Pinheiro Maternity Hospital, where she is in stable condition.

He and his wife are taking the necessary steps to provide the baby with a loving home.

Their children, aged 10 and 14, have even begun to set aside a room for her.

‘I told them that they have to wait, there is a lot of work to be done,’ Santos said. 

Santos’s wife initially thought that they could adopt the child on the spot.

‘I had to tell her that she couldn’t take her home without going through the courts,’ he said.

For now, Santos and his family will have to let the process play out before they can apply for adoption.

The Rio de Janeiro Child and Youth Court will have to wait for the baby to be healthy enough to be discharged and placed with a foster care unit.

Then it will need to track down the child’s parents and immediate family members. If nobody comes forward or the baby is rejected, then she will be put up for adoption.

‘By legal determination, before referring a child or adolescent for adoption, it is necessary to exhaust the possibilities of family (re)integration,’ the court said, according to G1. 

‘I want to tell the story of how she was found, so that she doesn’t get lost in the world,’ Santos said. ‘But for now, I’m going to wait for all the procedures to be completed before filing the claim.’

Culled from Daily Mail

Depraved father who raped and ‘prostituted’ seven-month-old daughter gets mere 17 years

A degenerate father who raped and ‘prostituted’ his seven-month-old daughter in his apartment has been sentenced to just 17 years behind bars.

The 27-year-old waiter, named only as Santiago, had been investigated in 2022 for distributing more than 100 child pornography videos and 270 images online. 

During the investigation, Spanish police discovered that the man, who is of Venezuelan origin, had filmed himself in two instances raping his daughter in his flat in the neighbourhood of Aluche in south west Madrid. 

He was also found to have distributed footage of the horrific act on the dark web.

The shocking discovery led to his arrest in 2023. 

Santiago reportedly told police at the time of his arrest: ‘I was sick and couldn’t stop what I was doing’, according to Spanish newspaper El Mundo.

At the trial held on Tuesday, Santiago admitted to the charges brought against him of one count of sexual assault of a minor and one count of production of child pornography. 

Santiago was also found to have used various social media platforms and instant messaging services to both download and distribute ‘extremely harsh’ child pornography content. 

He has been sentenced to 17 years in prison, is prohibited from approaching his daughter within 500 metres and has been stripped of parental rights for 10 years.

It comes just a week after a disturbed South African father admitted to murdering his one-week-old baby after violently raping her while her mother was out. 

The Pretoria High Court heard last week how Hugo Ferreira, 37, subjected his baby daughter to vile abuse and rape after she was left alone with him on 8th June 2023. 

Maureen Brand, the baby’s mother, had left the girl alone with him to sell clothes and buy nappies.

But upon her return later that day, she found her baby severely injured after being assaulted physically and sexually.

The innocent baby, who was just one week old, was taken to hospital where she died the following day due to head injuries.

Twisted Ferreira said that he wanted to give his daughter ‘something to cry about’, saying in his plea that he was ‘unhappy’ because Brand had left the baby with him and had said she would be back in five minutes.

But when Brand didn’t return, and the baby girl began to cry because she was hungry and needed her nappy changed, Ferreira became angry and unleashed his horrific attack on the infant.

‘I grabbed the baby hard at the back of her neck and hit her buttocks repeatedly’, he said.

‘In the process, I pushed her head against the surface on which I was working.

‘I accept that it was a cruel and gruesome attack, especially on such a young baby. The action was clearly illegal and I did it with intent.’

He then said that he decided to assault her sexually because he had ‘decided to give her something to cry about.’

He added: ‘When her mother returned, I realised she would see that something was wrong.

‘I kept the baby away from her until later the day. I did this because I realised the baby was seriously injured.’

Ferreira also said that he knew that his actions were wrong and that the baby could die, adding that he continued despite knowing this.

He also said that he was under the influence of methamphetamine but added that the substance did not influence him to the point where he was not accountable for his actions.

The wicked crime was committed in Welverdiend, west of Johannesburg.

He will be sentenced next week.

Daily Mail

Civil society coalition petition LPDC over allegations against Akpabio, Imasuen

A coalition of prominent civil society organisations has formally petitioned the Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee (LPDC), demanding a comprehensive investigation into grave allegations of misconduct against Senate President Godswill Akpabio and Senator Neda Bernards Imasuen.

The petition, obtained by The Guardian, underscores serious concerns regarding breaches of ethical standards within the legal profession and a potential undermining of the rule of law, urging immediate intervention from relevant authorities.

The signatories to the petition include Citizens Gavel Foundation for Social Justice, EiE Nigeria, Advocates for the Promotion of Digital Rights and Civic Interactions Initiative, TAP Initiative, Global Rights Advocates for Sustainable Justice, and the Open Society on Justice Reform Project.

These groups assert that Senator Akpabio has failed to recuse himself from investigations into accusations of sexual harassment brought forward by Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan. They further highlight a previous similar allegation made by Joy Nunieh, the former Acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), in 2020.

The petition also strongly criticised Senator Akpabio’s role in the controversial six-month suspension of Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan.

The civil society organisations argue that this action constitutes a clear abuse of power and a disregard for Nigeria’s constitutional democracy, particularly when considered against existing judicial precedents that have nullified similar legislative suspensions.

The petitioners alleged that Senator Imasuen, on his part, faces allegations related to his disbarment in New York, USA, in 2010. According to the petition, he was found culpable of fraud and professional misconduct, specifically the misappropriation of client funds, by the Grievance Committee for the Second, Eleventh, and Thirteenth Judicial Districts.

The signatory organisations contend that his subsequent appointment as the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Ethics is fundamentally inappropriate given this ethical breach.

“These allegations, formally submitted in a petition to the Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee (LPDC), strike at the core of Nigeria’s legal profession, the rule of law, and democratic integrity,” the petition states unequivocally.

“We call on the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), the Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), the LPDC, and all relevant authorities to immediately investigate these serious claims and ensure that justice is served without delay.”

The petition meticulously points out that both Senators Akpabio and Imasuen, as members of the Nigerian Bar, are bound by the stringent ethical requirements outlined in the Rules of Professional Conduct for Legal Practitioners (RPC) 2023, particularly Rule 1, which mandates the upholding of the rule of law and the maintenance of the highest standards of professional integrity.

In their demands, the civil society organisations urged the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) to promptly investigate the alleged ethical violations and subsequently refer both senators to the LPDC for rigorous disciplinary proceedings, potentially leading to their disbarment. They also call upon the LPDC to conduct a thorough and impartial investigation into the matter.

Furthermore, they implored the National Assembly to revisit its handling of Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan’s petition and subsequent suspension, ensuring strict adherence to constitutional principles and relevant judicial pronouncements.

The petitioners also appealed to Nigerian citizens, urging them to actively demand accountability from their elected officials.

The signatories emphasised that a failure to address these serious allegations could significantly erode public trust in Nigeria’s institutions and severely damage the nation’s standing on the global stage.

“Nigeria’s democracy cannot be hijacked by individuals who flout their professional and constitutional obligations,” the petition said.

See how other countries were affected by Trump’s global tariffs as Nigeria is slammed with 14% for imports from the country

On Wednesday evening, United States President Donald Trump announced sweeping global tariffs on all imports into the country, slamming 14 percent on Nigeria.

According to 2023 data published by the Observatory of Economic Complexity (OEC), Nigeria exported $6.29 billion worth of goods to the US in the period under review.

The main exports were crude petroleum ($4.73  billion), petroleum gas ($920 million), and nitrogenous fertilisers ($167 million).

Over the past five years, according to the OEC, Nigeria’s exports to the US have increased at an annualised rate of 1.59 percent,  from $5.81 billion in 2018 to $6.29 billion in 2023.

Stocks had closed higher before Trump’s announcement but later buckled under the weight of the new order, disrupting business decisions and raising fears of a global trade war.

Trump said he was optimistic the numbers would improve, maintaining that the decision was critical for America’s restoration as the world’s sole superpower.

After delivering his speech, Trump signed the executive order.

The executive order imposes a “baseline” 10 percent tariff on all imports as well as individualised reciprocal tariff rates on over 60 countries.

He told foreign leaders “who will soon be calling to ask for exemptions from these tariffs” to drop theirs first.

Parts of the order had different implementation timelines, with some beginning in a few hours.

“Effective at midnight, we will impose a 25-percent tariff on all foreign-made automobiles,” Trump noted.

The “baseline” 10 percent tariff would start on April 5, while higher rates on various partners would begin on April 9.

According to the US government, Nigeria charges 27 percent tariffs on US goods. The report included currency manipulation and trade barriers as contributors to the amount.

In retaliation, Trump imposed a 14 percent tariff on Nigeria.

Countries like China and Mexico, already grappling with previously imposed tariff,s were hit with additional rates.

Here are the country-specific tariff rates:

  • China –34 percent
  • India — 26 percent
  • South Korea — 25 percent
  • Japan — 24 percent
  • Taiwan — 32 percent
  • United Kingdom — 10 percent
  • Vietnam — 46 percent
  • Switzerland — 31 percent
  •  Cambodia — 49 percent
  • South Africa — 30 percent
  • Indonesia — 32 percent
  • Brazil — 10 percent
  • Singapore — 10 percent

Find all tariffs below.

Reformer at the crossroads: Professor Humphrey Nwosu and Nigeria’s democratic journey (1), By Jideofor Adibe

Professor-Humphrey-Nwosu

Introduction

When I was admitted to the Department of Political Science in 1980 as a freshman, straight from secondary school, Professor Humphrey Nwosu was one of the lecturers we encountered. He was the head of the sub-department of Public Administration, which owned the Local Government building that housed the Department of Political Science.

Though he was an energetic and ebullient man, he wasn’t exactly very popular with us for two main reasons: One, is that he normally fixed his lectures at 7 a.m. in the morning, and he never failed to show up for classes. He would in fact often be in the class before that 7 a.m., which led to some of us gossiping behind his back about a man who preferred to come jumping up and down in the class at a time in the morning that he should be keeping his wife company. The second reason Nwosu wasn’t quite popular with us was that Nigerian Universities in the 1980s and early 1990s was very ideologically driven, essentially between the Marxists (also called the ‘radical scholars’) and those who were variously called ‘bourgeois scholars’ or derided as the “educated representatives of the propertied class.”

Unfortunately, Nwosu was among those we called “bourgeois scholars.” We were told that the bourgeois scholars were not able to to appreciate the “dialectics of class struggle”, that their works were very “ahistorical”, with a “tendency to be arbitrary in their choice of analytical categories”, and that they failed to appreciate that the nature of the “productive force” and “social relations of production” were the motif forces of history. Though we knew that Nwosu made a First Class honours degree, however because we saw him as a “bourgeois scholar”, we ridiculed that accomplishment as being merely a First Class Honours in ‘Elements of Government’, not the sort of proper political science that the ‘radical scholars’ were teaching us. Mr Nwosu, on his own, blamed the ‘radical scholars’, the “Nnoli boys”, of exposing students to only one side of a complex reality. Though we regarded Nwosu as a ‘bourgeois scholar,’ we still respected him for the sheer force of his presence, or charisma if you like – unlike most of the other lecturers we regarded as ‘bourgeois scholars.’

I recall an incident with one of the ‘bourgeois scholars.’ He was teaching us something about “colonialism,” which was at that time the favourite whipping boy of the radical scholars, who made it compulsory that we should read and master such works as Walter Rodney’s How Europe Underdeveloped Africa, Okwudiba Nnoli’s Ethnic Politics in Nigeria, and Frantz Fanon’s The Wretched of the Earth. In fact, from Nnoli’s book we learnt that ethnicity in Nigeria started in the colonial urban centres and was fuelled by the colonial policy of ‘divide and rule.’ Rodney’s book squarely blamed colonialism for Africa’s underdevelopment, while Fanon’s book provided a psychoanalysis of the dehumanising effects of colonisation upon the individual and the nation.

When Nwosu left office in 1993 after the annulment of June 12 presidential election, he returned to teaching at the Department of Political Science, University of Nigeria, Nsukka, where he formally retired in 1999. Nwosu has published several books and peer-reviewed articles in both local and international journals. His books include Political Authority and Nigerian Civil Service (1977); Problems of Nigerian Administration (edited, 1985)…

With our understanding of colonialism from these three books and similar ones, I think we were tolerating the ‘bourgeois scholar’, until he wrote on the black board: “The benefits of colonialism.” We felt we have heard enough. One of us from the back of the class shouted, “Whaaat?!” In anger, the entire class walked out on him, believing that he did not know enough to teach us, or was teaching us the wrong stuff, despite the fact that we were just in our first year, or ‘class One’ as someone of us liked to call it in those days.

Though we regarded Nwosu as a “bourgeois scholar”, we also respected him as an effective administrator. In fact, behind the backs of the radical scholars, we mocked their relative lack of administrative capacity, compared to Nwosu. Professor Nnoli, the leader of the radical scholars, was the head of Department of Political Science in our first year in the department.

Humphrey Nwosu: a Brief Biography

Humphrey Nwosu was an astute and charismatic public administrator, academic, technocrat, and political scientist. He studied Political Science at the University of California at Berkeley, where he earned Master’s and doctoral degrees (Magna Cum Laude) in 1973 and 1976 respectively. He subsequently returned to teach at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, where he rose to become a full-time tenured professor. In 1986, he was appointed by the Anambra State Government to serve as Commissioner of Local Government and Chieftaincy Matters and later Commissioner of Agriculture. He was appointed Chairman of the Nigeria Electoral Commission in 1989, to replace Professor Eme Awa, his former lecturer and mentor, who had fallen out of favour with the Babangida government.

When Mr Humphrey Nwosu left office in 1993 after the annulment of June 12 presidential election, he returned to teaching at the Department of Political Science, University of Nigeria, Nsukka, where he formally retired in 1999. Nwosu has published several books and peer-reviewed articles in both local and international journals. His books include Political Authority and Nigerian Civil Service (1977); Problems of Nigerian Administration (edited, 1985); A Book of ReadingIntroduction to PoliticsMoral Education in NigeriaConduct of Free and Fair Election in Nigeria: Speeches, Comments and Reflections (1991) and Laying the Foundation for Nigeria’s Democracy: My Account of June 12, 1993 Presidential Election and its Annulment (2008). Mr Humphrey Nwosu, breathed his last on Thursday, 24 October, in the United States of America, at the age of 83

What Does It Mean to Be a Reformer at the Crossroads?

A reformer is a change agent who is deliberate and intentional about improving the way things work. As an expression, the imagery often invoked is that of an intersection of two roads in which a person has to make a decision on which of the roads to take. Essentially, it means being at a stage when one has to take a critical or an important decision.

Humphrey Nwosu’s challenge was not just in helping to manage a transition to a full civilian rule, but also to facilitate the process of de-militarisation – that is the military handing over power to civilian authorities and accepting subordination to a civilian authority. This means that unlike the electoral bodies since 1999, which dealt only with the political class and its mode of competition for power, Nwosu had to deal with two humongous groups – the political class and the military establishment…

The above raises two important questions: Which reforms are we talking about in relations to Mr Nwosu? And at which crossroads?

Though it is obvious that Nwosu, given the number of public positions he had held, would have been at several crossroads, for most Nigerians, he is known for his role as the chairman of the National Election Commissions from 1989 to 1993. So which crossroads are we talking about?

Mr Nwosu’s Crossroads

Mr Humphrey Nwosu’s challenge was not just in helping to manage a transition to a full civilian rule, but also to facilitate the process of de-militarisation – that is the military handing over power to civilian authorities and accepting subordination to a civilian authority. This means that unlike the electoral bodies since 1999, which dealt only with the political class and its mode of competition for power, Nwosu had to deal with two humongous groups – the political class and the military establishment, including a faction of that establishment which did not want to lose its privileges by accepting a handover to a civilian political class.

The job of being the country’s chief electoral umpire is often called a poisoned chalice, in which rarely any umpire would come out of it with his reputation intact (Professor Jega, who organised the 2015 election, was mostly lucky that Jonathan conceded defeat). If just dealing with the political class makes the job of the chief electoral umpire to be a poisoned chalice, you can then imagine what it means to be an electoral umpire for both the political class and a politicised military.

De-militarisation would often raise the question of de-politicisation. How do you professionalise soldiers who had become used to political power and its appurtenances and to being superordinate to civilian authorities? As Elaigwu (2015:232) argued, “the demilitarization of the polity without adequate de-politicisation of the military is an invitation to chaos; yet paradoxically, that process of de-politicisation of the military involves the politicization of the military”.

Essentially, Babangida’s transition programme, in which at a point the country was running a diarchy, meant that the military as an establishment had become more politically conscious and was factionalised between those who wanted a handover to a civilian government and those who resented such. In fact, Babangida, in his recent autobiography, admitted that much when he declared that “there were fears, even at that early stage of the transition programme, that some members of the top hierarchy of the military were reluctant to relinquish power” (Babangida, 2025: 258).

Jideofor Adibe is a professor of Political Science and International Relations at Nasarawa State University and founder of Adonis & Abbey Publishers. He can be reached at: 0705 807 8841 (WhatsApp and Text messages only).

This was originally presented at a Colloquium on the Life and Times of Professor Humphrey Nwosu at Abuja on 25 March.

How Sallah/Easter package meant for staff members of Senate President was allegedly diverted by cronies

By Hon Elijah Ettah

Is Akpabio truly in charge of his office?

Fellow compatriots,

As a corroboration to the article titled Open Letter to HE, Godswill Akpabio: Before this Issue Becomes Another Crisis, this is an alarm raised by an aide of the Senate President, Hon. Elijah Ettah:

DIVERSION OF SALLAH/EASTER PACKAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE BY THE DSS ATTACHED TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE.

I wish to bring to the notice of all staff to the President of the Senate about the wicked activities of the DSS officers attached to the President of the Senate for the second time.

Last Christmas celebration, the DSS collected the Christmas package from the President of the Senate, including Rice and money, and diverted the Christmas package with their few cronies.

Again, the leadership of the DSS attached to the President of the Senate, has again decided to divert the SALLAH and Easter package given by our principal to his staff to alleviate the burden of the festivity period on his staff.

Therefore, the leadership of the Senior Legislative Aide to the President of the Senate, advised the DSS involved in this wicked act to do the needful from now and Friday or else, we will be left with no option than to petition them to the headquarters of the DSS since the office has failed to address staff warfare and leaving their plights in the hands of non staff of the Senate President.
Thanks.

Hon Elijah Ettah
Chairman, Senior Legislative Aide to the President of the Senate, +234 706 630 8900

Natasha: Akpabio needs to grow up

By Ikechukwu Amaechi

My March 13, 2025 column titled, “Akpoti-Uduaghan’s suspension: The joke is on Akpabio, Senate,” elicited diverse comments. I would have been surprised if it didn’t. The roforofo between Senate President Godswill Akpabio and Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan is no longer just a case of “two fighting” but a national debacle that has exposed Nigeria to international ridicule. Two of the comments were particularly instructive.

First, a female colleague who obviously has sympathy for the Senate President, asked rhetorically: “How is the joke on Akpabio? What are the facts on ground to warrant your conclusion? If you believed that Akpabio would promise Natasha ‘quality time’ in his house in any part of Akwa Ibom State, then you could believe anything.”

The second comment came from a serving Senator, who I know is not particularly a fan of Akpabio. Suffice it to say that he is one of the few federal lawmakers that I respect.

He wrote: “Ike, I know that Akpabio is on the crosshairs of everyone given the damning performance of the Tinubu government and the obvious missteps of the Senate President in handling this matter. However, she (Natasha) is not an innocent in this matter and has been manipulating public opinion. Some of us who are well aware of other issues not in the public domain regarding them (who were family friends and enjoyed fraternities) are understandably reluctant to engage in pillorying Akpabio. There is much more to all this.”

I agree that only Akpabio and Natasha know the full story, but I have no doubt that Akpabio made sexual advances to Natasha and she has evidence to back up her claim, which explains why the Senate President has made every effort to forestall a transparent investigation as demanded by well-meaning Nigerians. The most effective way to shut Natasha up is to allow for an open investigation but that will be too much of a risk for Akpabio to take. Unfortunately for him, resorting to the rather puerile theatrics of kissing his wife publicly at the drop of a hat, good optics as the gesture may be, cannot be a proof of innocence or even marital fidelity.

While such public show of affection may, indeed, be an indication that Akpabio loves his wife, Unoma, to bits, it cannot be a proof that he didn’t make passes at Natasha. Moreover, nothing says that men who have affairs with other women love their wives less and Nigerians are not interested in knowing how crazily in love he is with his delectable wife.

What those defending Akpabio seem not to realize is the fact that the issue at stake is not whether Akpabio made passes at Natasha, a woman of extravagant beauty. After all, as former Minister of Works, Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe, recently said, her beauty poses a problem for her because men will find it difficult to ignore her presence. Perhaps, Akpabio is one of those men to whom, according to Senator Ogunlewe, Natasha’s beauty has become a problem; men to who “it is a natural thing to look at beautiful women” and who are not expected to close their eyes when a beautiful woman is passing.

So, there is nothing wrong if Akpabio appreciates Natasha’s stunning beauty even though it will be morally wrong if the appreciation goes beyond the bounds of decency, more so when the woman in question is the wife of his bosom friend. But it becomes a national scandal, in fact a crime if the Senate President decides to demean and persecute her because his amorous advances were rebuffed which is exactly the allegation Natasha is making.

So, those who say that she is guilty of breaking Senate rules and deserves to be punished miss the point. Senator Natasha’s position is that her being called a club girl at plenary, relocation of her seat, though a prerogative of the Senate President, and removal as chairperson of the Local Content committee are all acts of victimization which would not have happened if she acceded to Akpabio’s request to “make him happy.” And her open rebellion, which Akpabio now used as an excuse to suspend her for six months was her own way of protesting against the perceived injustice.

Whenever I reflect on the Akpabio-Natasha debacle, what comes to my mind is the allegory of the tortoise that willfully refused entreaties from concerned friends who desperately tried to dissuade him from a disaster prone journey. Asked when he would return, his “not until I am disgraced” retort was foreboding. His friends, aghast, must have wondered what would spur him on such nihilistic mission.

Akpabio seems to have embarked on that tortoise-like journey from which he is unprepared to turn back until he is thoroughly disgraced. The sad thing is that he seems poised to throw mud not only at the Senate but the country in the process. Warriors, as the saying goes, pick their battles, a concept, which is a core principle in Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War,” which emphasizes the importance of knowing when to fight and when not to.

The former governor of Akwa Ibom State should have known that this battle with Natasha is needless. If he was a man given to choosing his battles wisely, he should have known that Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan is the wrong person to pick a fight with because she is a ruthless fighter herself. Unlike Akpabio who was propelled to the Senate by the criminal Nigerian system even when he didn’t contest the primaries, Natasha conversely battled the system to a standstill to be at the Senate. She fought and overwhelmed a vicious ruling party and brutal political actors in Kogi State who don’t take prisoners and came out triumphant.

The fact that she is representing her senatorial district of birth – Kogi Central – rather than Delta State where she is married, on the platform of the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the first elected female senator in Kogi State, should have told Akpabio something about the woman. Her parting “this injustice will not be sustained,” shot before she was escorted out of the Senate chambers on the day she was suspended, should have told Akpabio that he was dealing with a determined woman.

The fact that unlike her male colleagues – Femi Okurounmu (1999), Joseph Waku (2000), Arthur Nzeribe (2002), Isah Mohammed (2004), Ali Ndume (2017), Ovie Omo-Agege (2018) and Abdul Ningi (2024) – who went home sulking after their suspension, Natasha was not only defiant but escalated the matter internationally by presenting her case at a UN forum, speaking at the Women in Parliament session during the recently concluded Inter-Parliamentary Union meeting at the United Nations should have told Akpabio to tread carefully. Rather than being eclipsed, Natasha has become an international celebrity, granting interviews to the likes of BBC and Sky News, while her traducers have become international pariahs.

Having failed in all their machinations, Akpabio and his enablers plotted what they thought was a sucker punch – initiating her recall and submitting a petition to the INEC headquarters in Abuja. But Natasha, always a step ahead of the political Lilliputians, struck back, knowing as the U.S. Democratic Senator Cory Booker of New Jersey, who broke the record Tuesday for the longest speech on the Senate floor in U.S. history, noted that “the power of the people is greater than the people in power.”

Her adversaries knew that a successful homecoming for her will put a lie to their claim of having the numbers to recall her from the Senate. And because she must be stopped from coming home to disprove them, the state government, on Monday, conjured a fake security report which it used as an excuse to ban rallies and public gatherings. On Tuesday, the Commissioner of Police in Kogi, Miller Dantawaye, ordered that the proposed Natasha rally be stopped. To amplify the conspiracy, the chairman of Okehi local government, Amoka Eneji, declared an emergency curfew. Then, expecting that she would come on a convoy from Abuja, all the major roads in her senatorial district were barricaded with roadblocks mounted on every stretch. But the indefatigable political warrior outsmarted them, once again, and flew in a helicopter to the warm embrace of her constituents.

What happened in Okehi on Tuesday was exactly what her political detractors didn’t want the world to see – thousands of supporters defying government intimidation and trekking many kilometres in the absence of transportation to welcome their senator home. The crowd was massive and purely organic. The love was real and a grateful Natasha crowed on Wednesday: “It is now very clear to the whole world how popular I am in my constituency.”

I dare say that Natasha will win this battle. From what happened on Tuesday, it is now clear to even her detractors that she bonds with her constituents in a way that 99.9 per cent of Nigerian politicians can’t. That is a huge political capital. Akpabio will be the ultimate loser. He should better grow up.

The first law of holes is an adage which says, “If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.” Simply put, it is a metaphor which warns that when in an untenable position, it is best to stop making the situation worse. Right now, Akpabio is in an untenable position in this Natasha saga. The wise thing to do is to pull back and de-escalate. But blinded by hubris and a warped sense of invincibility, he continues to dig.

In his 1961 book, The Theatre of the Absurd, Martin Julius Esslin, a Hungarian-born British journalist and professor of drama, lamented what he called absurdism – the inevitable devaluation of ideals, purity, and purpose. Esslin couldn’t have had the 10th Nigerian Senate in mind when he wrote his famed book 64 years ago. But nothing captures the state of affairs in the Akpabio-led red chamber of the National Assembly more profoundly than Esslin’s “Theatre of the Absurd.”

That the 10th Senate has become a theatre of the absurd is an understatement. What is worse, the situation is getting more bizarre by the day, a situation which the theatre critic further labelled “the absurdity of the absurd.” Truth be told, Akpabio has done terrible damage to the law making arm of government by his unreasonableness. It is high time he stopped being silly.

Breaking: INEC rejects petition to recall Senator Natasha

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has announced that the petition seeking the recall of Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan failed to meet the constitutional threshold required for such a process.

The electoral body made this disclosure on Thursday afternoon in a post on its official X (formerly Twitter) handle.

“The petition for the recall of the Senator representing the Kogi Central Senatorial District has not met the requirement of Section 69(a) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended),” INEC wrote.

This latest twist in the recall saga comes barely a week after INEC initially accepted the petition, following the submission of contact details and addresses by the petitioners.

INEC’s sudden rejection of the petition raises questions, especially considering that just days ago, the Commission confirmed it had moved to the verification stage to determine whether the petition had the support of more than 50 per cent of the 474,554 registered voters in Kogi Central Senatorial District.

In its statement on March 26, INEC announced that the petitioners had rectified earlier deficiencies by providing their contact information, which led to the Commission notifying Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan and proceeding with scrutiny of the signatures.

However, today’s announcement suggests that the petition has failed at this critical stage, though INEC has yet to provide details on the specific shortfall.

This development is likely to fuel further speculation that the recall effort was politically motivated.

The move to recall Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has been engulfed in controversy, with allegations that political allies of former Kogi State Governor Yahaya Bello orchestrated the process.

Akpoti-Uduaghan has been an outspoken critic of the Kogi political establishment, particularly the administration of the former governor.

Multiple reports indicated that some voters were deceived into signing the recall petition under the pretence of an empowerment programme.

The recall process is also facing a legal challenge.

A Federal High Court in Lokoja had earlier issued an interim injunction restraining INEC from acting on any recall petition against Akpoti-Uduaghan, citing allegations of fraudulent signatures.

The case is scheduled for hearing on May 6, 2025.

SaharaReporters

King who died inside the honey pot, By Funke Egbemode

When Prince Amuniwaiye ascended the throne of his fathers, it looked like he would do well. Oyo had looked forward to a new era after the departure of Gberu, Amuniwaiye’s father who was ‘convinced’ to put an end to his own life. Unfortunately, lion’s cub will never go to the abode of a sheep to feed. The new Alaafin’s story was no better than his father’s. The only difference was the mode of death. Alaafin Amuniwaiye had a ‘medicine man’, a Special Adviser on spiritual matters called Olukoyisi.

Olukoyisi, afraid of openly relating with Alaafin, opted to send his wife to the palace instead of going himself. Thus, each time he needed to fortify the king, he sent his wife, Ololo, to deliver the pot of charm.

The king must have been so taken by the curvy endowments of his ‘medicine man’s wife that he moved from drinking from the prepared pot of charms to drinking from the honeypot of Olukoyisi. Someone must have squealed on the two lovers or perhaps the ‘medicine man’ was powerful enough to know that a strange mouth had started eating what was exclusively his. He was livid.

Who did the king think he was?

Oh, so because tradition says he was king over everything, Alaafin thought that included Ololo’s waist beads and the sweetness they carry?

Olukoyisi snapped his fingers, thumbed his chest and decided to teach the king the lesson his father forgot to teach him.

In the ‘The History of the Yorubas’ by Reverend Samuel Johnson, we read that Olukoyisi prepared a very strong ‘something’ from the roots of opoki tree. He laced his wife with it without her knowledge, then dispatched her off with another pot of charms to the Alaafin.

Sadly, Amuniwaiye was too gluttonous to possess ifura (ability to discern or sense looming danger), a gift every elder worth his years must have. As soon as he saw the rolling backside of Ololo, the king kicked all caution to the curb and hurriedly dived into her honeypot as usual. Alas, when it was time to come up for air, Oba Amuniwaiye found himself stuck. Yeah, stuck deep inside Ololo. He tried to retrieve himself but his “staff of office” wouldn’t cooperate. Ololo struggled to get out of under the king but the royal staff clung to her shaft.

Royal rumble scandal. Don’t ask me if the stuck lovers eventually called out for help. Reverend Johnson is no longer with us to clarify. But I figured the palace servants who must have waited for hours for the Alaafin to ‘finish’ or for Ololo to leave then noticed that the grunt and moan of pleasure had become groans of pain. Did the concerned servants burst into the royal chamber? Most likely. What their eyes saw was beyond what their mouths could describe. Alafin and Ololo were gummed or glued inextricably together, both sweating scandalously, shamefully.

Some sort of ‘surgery’ had to be performed to separate the Oba from the bosom of the wife of his SA on spiritual matters. Of course, the surgery was unsuccessful. The two lovers went with the winds of that royal shame. Their bodies experienced separation at their burial.

Lesson?

Monkey and banana are what the Yoruba call iku and dede; they stalk each other. Wherever freebies boku for ground, death dey there! Every part of an elephant is sweet meat. The wise, however, knows that uncontrolled taste for the meaty can be a visa to death and destruction. The mere redolence of sweetness is enough death in some cases. In other words, whatever is sweet has some lethal doses of poison.

Politics, political office and the free money that flows there kill. They kill. And when shameful death decides to strike, it has no respect for class or wealth. It does not matter how long a sweet thing remains sweet, the beneficiary of the sweetness should not lick so shamelessly the sweet that he forgets that the Opoki tree root could just be at the bottom of the cup.

Amuniwaiye did not know, and he ought to have known, that someday ‘monkey go go market, but e no go come back.’ Leaders who have piped the public milk – and honey – into their selfish bellies ought to know that this thing that is sweet can end up in premium constipation. They are pretending not to know. They tell themselves that the root of Opoki tree with its captivus properties died with Alaafin Amuniwaiye.

Ten kings, 10 characters; 10 tastes and 10 endings. There were many Alaafin in the old Oyo Empire and their reigns were as colourful as their numbers. Some were weak, many were mean but most were men of valour, warriors who took delight in annexing territories. There was Alaafin Adelu who didn’t go to war until it was absolutely unavoidable. History also documented Alaafin Kanran as an unmitigated tyrant who tortured erring subjects to death. That did not mean that there would not have been a few good things about those leaders and their reigns, especially what led to their downfalls.

I don’t want our leaders to die inside Naija’s honey pot. But dem no dey hear word. Dusk is night but the lucre of public office is sweet. A worker deserves his wages. The man who tends the altar is also allowed to eat from the altar. The problem with the Nigerian public office-holder is that he wants to eat the altar along with the burnt offerings. He puts himself first and last as he squeezes the rest of us in the middle.

Public service is a trust, a call to serve. Public office is not a job, should not be a job, a source of income. It is not a private or personal investment; not a family farm. It is a position to be occupied to benefit all and improve public good. But here, people look for political appointments not because they want to contribute to the national wellbeing or make a mark on the economy. They look for political jobs because they had no other means of livelihood or business. They love the freebies and vulgar wealth that come with public office. Why else do you think they go to all kinds of length to get into office and stay in it? Ask yourself, why would a man who is going into political office to work, to serve, first holds an elaborate thanksgiving service and party as soon as he’s sworn in?

Sweet things are good and should be enjoyed, but in Nigeria, political office has become just about cake sharing. Nobody wants to bake the national cake, only the foolish think of constructing a bakery. It is convenient for everybody to forget that some people baked what they are enjoying today. They have all forgotten that their brief is first to preserve the bakery and what was baked, before their arrival and then to bake some more. The aroma and taste of the forbidden has robbed most of our leaders of their sense of caution and propriety.

Like Oba Amuniwaiye, they want to keep their fingers permanently in the till. They are not only fingering or fiddling, they are scooping.

That thing called primitive stealing is the bane of our national life. Imagine what history would have recorded of the Prince when he became king if only he had focused on his brief to serve Oyo people instead of stealing from his subject. Imagine if he had restricted his royal staff to his harem of royal shafts. But no, he had to dip a private pen in a public ink pot. Isn’t that why Nigerians wish the worst for their leaders? They think they deserve pains. Bad vibes everywhere.

And they don’t know when enough should be enough. Imagine if Amuniwaiye knew when to repent before he got caught. But stealing from his own fortifier became a sick pastime. He did it once and wanted to do it forever. Why will a royal think sleeping with the wife of his protector was a perk of office? Don’t ask Amuniwaiye, ask our political leaders who sneak and slink around doing the unthinkable, taking even what they don’t need. Couldn’t Amuniwaiye have married seven wives in one day so he could open all seven doors in one night? No. Like Nigerian fiddlers and pilferers, he preferred the stolen sweetness of a sorcerer’s wife’s voluptuousness.

Ask yourself, of all the problems plaguing Nigeria, how did removing or not removing the immunity of the Vice President, governors and Deputy Governors become a matter of urgent national importance at the National Assembly? In a country that is fast fading? A country full of hunger and anger? I can provide an answer. The people thinking immunity or its removal at this time are people who have no worries at all. They are not being chased, even in their dreams, for rent or school fees. Online loan apps are not threatening to plaster their faces all over social media. Why would you be thinking of the cost of the measure of beans or a tuber of yam when you have a store spilling over with food which disease and doctors have removed from your menu?

In just four years, 2020-2024, check out the list of multinational companies that left Nigeria: Deli Foods Nigeria Ltd, Tower Aluminium Nigeria Plc. Standard Biscuits, Surest Foam, Framan Industries, Mother’s Pride Ventures, Unilever Nigeria Plc. Procter and Gamble, GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Nigeria Ltd, PZ Cussons, Total Energies, Diagio Plc, Shoprite Nigeria, Sanofi-Aventis, Equinox, Universal Rubber Company Ltd and Microsoft. Can you imagine the number of job losses and the ripple effects on families and smaller businesses that feed those organizations? Yet the Amuniwaiyes in government are more concerned about the soft backside of the sorcerer’s wife.

Whatever evil we see today did not start today. It didn’t. The betrayal started a long time ago. I know you were aware of this depressing list, including the fact that each Nigerian has a list of companies that he used to see growing up that are no longer here. But let’s bottle up the pain for a while and let’s imagine if Nigerians had woken up and found our lawmakers discussing how to bring back those companies to Nigeria. Let’s imagine them devote the same ample time, and energy, which they devote to dragging one another from social media to traditional media to figuring how to bring Mitchelin Tyres and Berec Batteries back to life. Why do you think smart men we look up to think new manufacturers will prefer an economic climate that froze out PZ Cussons and Tower Aluminium? A man who cannot make a wife stay married to him is a suspect. He’s a man you cannot (and should not) trust with your vow, your innocence and chastity.

Perhaps, Amuniwaiye thought Olukoyisi would never know what the Alaafin was doing to his wife. Maybe he thought nobody could question him, after all he was king – Kabiyesi, the unquestionable. He could even have convinced himself that the gods were behind him as the Alase Ikeji Orisa (Second in command to the Creator).

Nemesis is as stubborn as AIDS. It comes and stays until it claims a victim. You can imagine the kind of thought that must have chased through Amuniwaiye’s mind, the series of emotions that he went through when he found out that his monkey had finally gone on a journey of no return. He didn’t see Olukoyisi coming in his final moments as they dug him out of Ololo’s warmth. He must have realised the futility of the sweetness of evil. Ikun was eating groundnut and smacking his lips, not realizing that it is what is sweet that kills. Ikun n jepa, o n redi finkin, la i mo pe ohun t’odun a ma pa ni.

My sermon is that one day, those holding in trust this land’s pot of honey and who want only to betray that trust may have their loony tongues stuck in the jar. I plead that they know that the real owner of the honey would one day sneak in the sorcerer’s solution. One day, that day may not be far away.

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